HE WANTS US TO CUT THROUGH OUR FEET!

a roleplay blog for zeiginiy 'ziggy' vanderschaaf :3 drawn responses / possible oc sketches @melmordian

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NEVER TRUST FREAKY BOB… 👅

// a stupid blog i made for my stupider OC, zig, so that you guys can throw bricks at him!

// will reply with drawn responses whenever i get the chance :3 i’ll also doodle some of you guys’s ocs… if this doesn’t flop… gulps and looks around

// won’t interact with lolis tccs or proships

// feel free to ask about lore or.. something… or yeah whatever

// color codes:

zakk : vocalist for the buttfuckers :3 @funkyparasites

mace : bassist of the buttfuckers AAH AAAH KILL HYM @dogslaught

dahlia : guitarist of the buttfuckers ?!?!?!? @bloodsplinters

mattias : rhythm guitarist of the buttfuckers …. punches that faggot

ziggy : THE STUPID ONE!!!!!!

band : addressing the TBFs as a whole

@melmordian

[zig-the-drummer]

STUFF FOR A CHARACTER NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT : SOME HEAD-CANONS FOR MY GOOBER.

ziggy can’t sleep without a nightlight on. he probably has one that’s dinosaur shaped or some shit … one of the cheap types that runs off double A’s for at least twenty minutes before fucking exploding. maybe its shaped like a little drum or whatever.

he has a thing for sci-fi horror movies. the guy will sit and binge shit like cloverfield or the alien franchise for hours upon hours without moving an inch. his bandmates would have to pry him off the couch in order to get his ass moving. too far gone in the autism blunt rotation.

definitely owns a glittery diary with a gel pen to write with. do i need to explain this? he’s a faggot. he starts off with ‘dear dairy’ and starts freestyling.

he doesn’t know how to use an oven. that man lives off of canned tuna and cinnamon crackers. the occasional chicken bone would suffice. he fucking gnaws on that shit. the times where he does use an oven, he most likely gives his friends salmonella by putting meat in for fifteen or so seconds. he doesn’t know how to change it from seconds to minutes.

either has a great fashion sense or an absolutely horrendous one. ziggy would have the zestiest stage outfits, then change into an eyestrain ‘how to spot a gamer’ shirt that’d give an orphan from the victorian era an aneurysm. on that note, maybe he’d have a comically large ps4 controller as a nightlight instead.

he uses the most outrageous shampoos. three-in-one dorito scented conditioner, spongebob shampoo, minecraft creeper body wash, ect. you name it, he’s got it. he gets really defensive over them and writes his name on all the bottles, oblivious to the fact that it’ll get washed away each time he takes a shower.

(and yeah, that’s it. this blog usually gets a couple likes or so per post, but i like to screw around. so you know. have this thing.)

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Haha you're Scandinavian more like ScandiGAYvian ..... LOLZ !!! Stinkende homoseksuell taper

LEAVE ME ALONE!

AAH!

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My bad here's some flowers

Yeah, thanks.

… Hold on, why are these wrapped in … what, plastic? Is this some kind of murder weapon or something?

Did you pummel someone with these flowers?

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Hi can I mpreg you.

Uh … What?

That’s gross. Why the hell would I let you do that? How would you do that?

You know what, get- Get out. Out of here. The exits to your left, dickbreath.

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I will make you pregnant.

[zig-the-drummer]

Yeah, I’m not gonna uh. Consent to that!

Certainly won’t help with any band rehearsals, right? Haha … this is pretty off-putting.

Can’t I get some regular questions … ?

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Hi can I mpreg you.

Uh … What?

That’s gross. Why the hell would I let you do that? How would you do that?

You know what, get- Get out. Out of here. The exits to your left, dickbreath.

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God you're one of them......

The hell do you mean by ‘one of them’?

… You mean a drummer?

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Yeeeeeep… I’m all good…. .. . .

*sniffle* so what’s up with you guys? You got any albums? songs, whatever?

me and my band have some uhhh. BANGERS on our records. no biggie… got a whopping number of monthly listeners.

*cough cough* twenty fooooour :3

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I think we— uh....actually , I'm not sure....we've got like something-teen songs but I don't think we've compiled them into an album.....starting to think we need a better manager than Nîni,.. Nîpisiy is doing a horrible job but I love her a lot so it's okay. Also, we have like,,... 9 monthly listeners...but we primarily do local concerts and stuff,, sometimes we go to other towns and occasionally travel around, but that's kinda rare. (Nîpisiy please get your shit together).. — 🎸

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Oh no I'm about to have a panic attack please please please let me grab onto those BUILT IN STRESS BALLS ohhh please Zig please

This is the gayest shit i’ve done.

i’m gonna kill myself after this.

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youre so right, its literally in the name my brain dont work right kills myself

is this your first band? do you and your bandmates have good chemistry?

Oh, yeah! we totally have chemistry. not in the gay way though.

i don’t think we’ve ever had a genuine argument, ya know? besides from the drunk banter or whatever.

well, that’s … eh. sometimes me and mattias get pissy with eachother, but that’s usually cause of band stuff. never anything personal. but yeah, they’re like family or some … fag shit like that.

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I'll be nice and give you a hug and kiss on the cheek mwaaah

anyway do you play any instruments? if so which one(s)? :))

Thank you nickels … don’t kiss my bruise … 😞

thought my name gave it away, but yeah, i play drums! mostly for my band, but sometimes in my free time. though doing it while everyone tries to rest a little gets me beaten the shit outta.

i’ll never get that guitar imprint out of my cranium…

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hi ziggity diggity dawg - mace

MAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *beats you with a wawa’s garlic knot*

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Mb 😞😞 its Tahkawin btw :3 anyways I luv zigs design can I give him a popsicle .

Yes, Tahkawin, I’ll take your popsicle :3 NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feel free to ask me any questions!!

and by questions i mean.. . Regular questions… about me… not about BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME PICKLES NICKLE!!!!! OR AUTISTIC HAWK WHATEVER YOU WERE CALLED!!!!!!!

i’ve got time on my hands! :3

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SEND HIM TO THE GUILLOTINE

NO! I GIVE HEAD WITH THAT .. . HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!NO HOMO!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!

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Can I slap him plz

What’s with all the Ziggy abuse out here … 😓

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DRAWN REPLY OF YOU GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE GO

😓

The HELL did I do to YOU