#zig reply

[zig-the-drummer]

Haha you're Scandinavian more like ScandiGAYvian ..... LOLZ !!! Stinkende homoseksuell taper

LEAVE ME ALONE!

AAH!

[zig-the-drummer]

Hi can I mpreg you.

Uh … What?

That’s gross. Why the hell would I let you do that? How would you do that?

You know what, get- Get out. Out of here. The exits to your left, dickbreath.

[zig-the-drummer]

My bad here's some flowers

Yeah, thanks.

… Hold on, why are these wrapped in … what, plastic? Is this some kind of murder weapon or something?

Did you pummel someone with these flowers?

[zig-the-drummer]

SEND HIM TO THE GUILLOTINE

NO! I GIVE HEAD WITH THAT .. . HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!NO HOMO!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!

[zig-the-drummer]

God you're one of them......

The hell do you mean by ‘one of them’?

… You mean a drummer?

[zig-the-drummer]

Oh no I'm about to have a panic attack please please please let me grab onto those BUILT IN STRESS BALLS ohhh please Zig please

This is the gayest shit i’ve done.

i’m gonna kill myself after this.

[zig-the-drummer]

youre so right, its literally in the name my brain dont work right kills myself

is this your first band? do you and your bandmates have good chemistry?

Oh, yeah! we totally have chemistry. not in the gay way though.

i don’t think we’ve ever had a genuine argument, ya know? besides from the drunk banter or whatever.

well, that’s … eh. sometimes me and mattias get pissy with eachother, but that’s usually cause of band stuff. never anything personal. but yeah, they’re like family or some … fag shit like that.

[zig-the-drummer]

I'll be nice and give you a hug and kiss on the cheek mwaaah

anyway do you play any instruments? if so which one(s)? :))

Thank you nickels … don’t kiss my bruise … 😞

thought my name gave it away, but yeah, i play drums! mostly for my band, but sometimes in my free time. though doing it while everyone tries to rest a little gets me beaten the shit outta.

i’ll never get that guitar imprint out of my cranium…