forever hungry

Sold my soul to Whole Foods

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[spookyfishes]

[skygrl]

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

[browsedankmemes]

[bitcoinenthusiast990]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

the saddest people………shit the loudest

[super-metroid]

the loneliest people……… cum the hardest

[tommyholland]

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

[takumifan69]

so what my dick is huge am i bothering anyone

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[thebestoftumbling]

[bunney]

would you still love me if i had this theme?

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

fuck everyone else I only respect hat mouse!!