a dumb Bitch™

camila / fucking 18 actually / Chile / design student

[bathroomcube]

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[vizual-demon]

Tolkien art by Anato Finnstark

[bloodenjoyer]

being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house

[hgsn-moved]

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

[lotstradamus]

do you ship frodo/sam

do I have eyes and a brain and a heart

[seikkora-deactivated20230615]

[candyredterezii]

[thehmn]

It’s an old tradition that during a leap year women could propose to men. This was usually depicted as old or ugly women trapping men, but some art focused more on the role reversal and could be quite cute.

I have a soft spot in my heart for the last one because it plays on the idea of “undesirable” people, a tall masculine woman and a shy effeminate man, finding each other but instead of mocking them depicts it as sweet that she could finally ask him because he was too shy and insecure to ask her.

[newtypezaku]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

[meangirlnurse]

take me back to constantinople where the cons are stant and the nopes are nople

[supergameboytwo]

no you can't go back to constantinople, been a long time gone, the stants and the noples

[logarithmicpanda]

Anyone else has like... The inability to form habits?

Like normal people, they repeat something daily for a couple weeks and it sticks. They might miss a day here or there, but the overall habit is formed.

Me? I can push myself to do the same task daily for 8 months, forget one day, and it's gone. I realize 3 weeks later that i have not done it a single time since.

[naamahdarling]

ADHD mood.

[randomfandomteacher]

[90smovies]

The X-Files

[captainsblogsupplemental]

It’s what at the what now?

[oodlenoodleroodle]

Taking this at face value like, there is such a thing as Vulcan nightclub which means a place where Vulcans gather to enjoy themselves, so you know, calming perfectly played string music and gentle light gradients that stimulate the visual senses just so and rare delicious beverages of some kind.

And then every so often it’s Pon Farr night aka “if you are in the state where you either fuck, kill or die and you unfortunately are not yet married, then show up tonight and either get fucked or get killed.” They probably have a klingon band performing that night.

[ms-demeanor]

oh to be a klingon musician playing bass in a band performing at the vulcan nightclub on pon farr night

[guerrillamamamedicine]

(via Turkish woman allegedly kills abusive husband, becomes social media icon)

“Will women always die? Let some men die too,” Dogan told police. “I killed him for my honor.”

[hi-karii]

Since it was not included in the article, I thought I would provide a rough translation of her historical defense on court;

“When men wear suits and look down they get their sentences lowered; I dont have a suit, my mom barely managed to find this shirt for me. I won’t lie, there is also the joy of being able to survive that i can’t conceal. I’ve walked the corridors of these courthouses countless times, my face covered in bruises, for a restraining order. I didn’t have any other choice. If he hadn’t died, I was going to. He wasn’t going to tell you he had decided to pimp me out, he wasn’t going to talk about his plans of putting me in the arms of other men, he wasn’t going to tell you about the beatings I endured just because the eggplants were slightly overcooked, because the curtains were dirty, because there were leftover crumbs on the table. He wasn’t going to mention how many times I was hospitalized. There is a picture of me taken in the teahouse. I’ve smiled a bit lopsidedly. Maybe he was going to show you that picture and tell you I looked like a dishonorable woman. He was going to tell you he ‘cleansed my honor’ as if he wasn’t planning to pimp me out. You were going to sentence him to 3-5 years and pardon him because i had dishonored him and see my lopsided smile as provocation and feel sad for him. However, honor is mine Mr. Judge, I won’t leave it to anyone else just because I signed a paper.”

[kabaks]

her name is Çilem Doğan and she was sentenced to 15 years for this. the court initially wanted to give her life imprisonment. she was released on bail in june 2016 and has since become a symbol for the movement against femicide and violence against women in Turkey. 

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m not going to explain myself

[macden]

the gang + john mulaney quotes