Judeland ? Jarling ? Haaude ? idk what is the shipname tbh
it exploded on twt and im shook, guess im gonna turn into a football rpf artist.
inspired by @/crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington's tomtord animatic pork soda
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Judeland ? Jarling ? Haaude ? idk what is the shipname tbh
it exploded on twt and im shook, guess im gonna turn into a football rpf artist.
inspired by @/crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington's tomtord animatic pork soda
WHERE WOULD THEY BE: IF THEY WERE BROKE AND NOT PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS
Johann Uber: Either a military recruiter or manages some social media propaganda account. Whatever lets him pay for his gym membership.
Miko Chen: already broke in canon! ❤️ so its not too far off, he works at mcdonalds
Riano: Eboy tiktok microinfluencer who gets money soley off of doing undisclosed ads with hair dye brands
Dancing Rasta: Some kind of fast food chef,,,,he's trying to get money to pay for culinary school
Dooma: Legally not allowed to work for psychological reasons. But if he did then he works at claire's....
Vladimir Savich: Barista. He's gay, woke, and goth and about to make the meanest iced frappe ever
Shakes: Started doing taxi alongside his mom maybe,,,,,his sister became a movie director tho
Thor: Drag queen who lipsyncs for money but he kinda sucks at the drag part and the lipsync part
Twisting Tiger: Works at a martial arts place...NOT as the instructor...he's the guy at the front desk who tries to convince you to sign up for classes there
Chuck T chipperson: Guinea pig
Liquido: Currently in jail so he doesn't have a job
Dingaan: Production crew in the smile o dile show....
Des Los Santos: wall
Ninja: would NEVER be broke. Would rather be dead. Ninja...we miss you....
Big Bo: Also works at mcdonalds but he's been eating the burgers behind everyone's back. He's VERY. close to getting fired.
Skarra: Trying to start his own business (so far Dingaan is the only client)
El Matador: Instagram model
Andre Meda: went back to his home planet...
Klaus: Lives with aunt Hilda
Ja Nein: Youtuber who makes videos analyzing dark psychology tricks....
North Shaw: Unemployed and lives with El Matador (bum boyfriend)
Cool Joe: the only 60s guy in the world
Zoom Zahir: Instagram Reels guy that every Arab mom follows and every Arab dad hates
Prof: Cooks meth
Animal dump
North Shaw x Liquido
Ship Headcanons:
The kind of relationship that will make historians swear up and down that they were just friends; they call eachother constantly, they have a shared apartment and a shared water bed, public brolirting is such a common accurance you'd think that's just how they always talk, they are often sighted in eachother's jerseys, they each introduced their 'bro' to the team in a sus as all hell manner but god forbid, god fuck!ng forbid they use the word boyfriend or lover or partner or-
Whenever a relative asks 'soo any luck with the girls?' they get that dumb look on their face like you've just told them the world is flat and go 'no? ig? Anyways Liquido and i were on the beach the other day and...
The closest they can get to a fancy restaurant date is getting it as 'on the go' and having a beach picnic, keeping these two in a room is a recipe for disaster they're hyper active on the norm so i think you can assume how they get when combined.
On the topic of dates the best ones are the ones closest to the sea because never forget that this is a love triangle.
The Ocean
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North ---- Liquido
But occasinaly they'll both get a bit bold and try bungee jumping or caving and maybe even a couples episode for North's survival show.
Liquido has trust issues and North is terrible at reading people that leads to most of their serious fights but as the relationship goes on they learn to communicate better. The rest of their fights probably get forgotten in five minutes or less.
Their respective teams are slightly confused but supporting Hydra is more on the 'if you wanted a blond there's plenty of 'em here' and Strikas are more on the 'what happend to the time he pushed you into a rip current??'
Del Aqua and Coach agree silently that this, whatever this is, is good for their players both on and off the pitch and therefore they'll tolarate the annoying man-child in their stadium but no more than two days.
North has a lot of sun marks and small scars, Liquido loves connecting them with his finger and North adores the sea creature on his noggin.
A shared love language is diving as deep as you can, grabbing something from the bottom of the sea and just tossing it at the other.
They have a whole drawer full of seahells, a few exotic fish and two crabs as well as a lot of wet sand.
Their nicknames mostly consist of insults (kook, sea snake, hamster, etc.) with a sweetie or love thrown in mockingly.
NSFW stuff starts here:
So first time happened when they were skinny dipping because c'mon how else would it happen and they both played it off saying they were tipsy knowing damn fuck!n well that they only drank a single bottle of coke and a lot of saltwater between them.
Not a lot of kinks with these two they try out a lot for the fun of it but a very select few actually do it for 'em.
İf i had to name a few i'd say exhebitinsm (?) mostly because neither of them have the patience to get a room so toilet stalls and changing rooms will have to do, breath play 'cause it gives them that sweet dose of adrenaline and maybe a little over-simulation.
The bigget turn off for this couple would be downright degradation now don't get me wrong, insults do fly in the air and they do argue through the whole act but just sitting there and bad-mouthing the other or getting bad-mouthed is lame to them, it's all in the competition.
I can be your angle😇or your devli👿
Happy Pride Month🌈
How to use your status as a walking brick wall to your advantage
Bonus:
sweet
my favorite ship dynamic is good old-fashioned lover boy x killer queen.
oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?
let's take a look.......👀
Unnamed Prussian officer
Or moritz idontknow anymore
🐍 Sebastian
körangi, everyone?
я не хочу с тобой дружить, не пожелать тебя врагу
This Kid with this Law