A hot new sociopath enters the villa

Svensvensvensven asks/requests open..... 6teen Perpetually trapped in the 2010s

[sillypantsdawson]

(㇏(•̀ᢍ•́)ノ) Sven - 16 year old vampire - Aug 8 - Circassian/Syrian 🗡

𓆩^._.^𓆪 Interests...Supa Strikas, art, music (leave suggestions...), drag, the 2010s, storytelling, RvB.

⏾⋆.˚ my inbox is always open for requests(art, writing, etc) or random nonsense

Tag meanings:

#Art - all my art, fanart or otherwise.

#Frappeposting - posts I make under influence of caffiene.

#Eucatastrophe - main oc story.

#Ramble - random thoughts or commentary.

#Fanfic - parts of, or complete fics I've written.

#Fanfin - complete fics, or a complete readable chapter, I've written.

#Inbox - Responses to things I recieve in my inbox.

credit for dividers: @pixopix

[sillypantsdawson]

his bitch face is so funny . love u rasta...

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girl we got to make a mountain out of a mole hill

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butchfemme vladjones. do u hear me. im reaching out my hand like a drowning man

[sillypantsdawson]

genderbent...

yazan -> Yara

Ashamaz -> Azida

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Question, if lets say i purposefully get infected with a disease and "accidentally" get bitten by you. Will it effect you?

vampires can't get sick so no. But you'd be instantly cured if you get turned, congrats!

Wait pause I just caught the quotations on accidentally what does that mean

[sillypantsdawson]

hello Sven:D

What do you think of the whole vampire can't eat garlic thing despite them being anticoagulant debacle? Do you agree with them? Do you yourself enjoy garlic?

-Dani

(Ps. I love your post <3)

i will let u in on a secret....I shouldn't reveal this but I trust u all so it's fine....vampires can lie ... And the whole garlic thing is a lie...

See, it makes blood SO much easier to drink (also, great flavor) so we say it's our weakness so that humans will eat more garlic...

Though I guess some vampires are allergic? But they help us spread the lie anyway so shout-out 2 those guys

And yes I adore garlic ty

(ty!! Dats so sweet)

[sillypantsdawson]

when the opp (dietician) tries to help me (tells me I need to eat more) by shooting me in the face (making me log down everything I eat in a day)

[sillypantsdawson]

aint no laughing matter lad.

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hi there!! when i click on your artfight link, it leads to a 404 error, did something happen to your account or did you delete it by chance? :(

Didn't delete it!! I changed the name for privacy reasons! this is also the same reason why I changed my pfp and user here for any1 wondering

Art Fight

An art gifting game

changed it to Desertsiren09 but here's an updated link anyway! 😙

[sillypantsdawson]

as an iced coffee truther u mustve swapped the maple syrup for mustard or something because it’s so yuummyu

As an iced coffee truther please give me a better recipe for iced coffee...

[sillypantsdawson]

tried making iced coffee. It is fucking DISGUSTING. Never NEVER listen to ANYONE who tells you to put maple syrup in ur coffee.

[sillypantsdawson]

you got an art fight??? 👀

yes!! but ive had it for a long time so. you guys. cant make fun of me for my old art ok. i finally got the courage to post it here

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i actually fully understand jjjj if there was a card with my face on it i would have 30 of them too

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i feel like a cockroach that's been sprayed with raid and I'm thrashing around in pain on the floor someone end my suffering

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nobody knows i am mountainfangs irl

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shirt that says "I got my pregnancy terminated at the Cauldron"