The protag that can't cook

Yu Narukami from a timeline where he can't cook and is really opportunistic about everything.

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sparkofzio replied to your post: “What should I do today?”

”..Big Bro?”

"Hello, are you off to see someone today?"

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"What should I do today?"

[yabureru]

u wanna c me git aL txt spk lingo on ur ass yu?  cuz i cn do dat & i wiL mAk U regret eva letN d idea croS ur mind.  i mean i nevr typed dat bad bt here lt me sho u how bad i cn typ thx 2 2ch

… ok no that actually made me wanna slam my face in2 a wall.  no thnx man.  i can do that bad i rly just cant.  even if its easier.  omfg

newai im actually trying not 2 b myself man.  i walked in & bowed and gave them the wine i brought 4 them & i called his mom konishihahaoya and his dad konishitousan & i just ???  idk wat more i can do 2 b polite dude aaand now its probably p obvz whose house im at but w/e

i just 4got abt my headphones being around my shoulders & she kind of made this snide little side comment abt how i should have taken off b4 i came in & im just im so sry i 4get ok its not like i had my music turned on OTL 

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Ew. Don't make me unfriend you on facebook. I think you made the topsicle I'm eating lose its sweetness.

Like you could make it anymore obvious...

Bro, now I kno where you are it makes sense why they'd b hard on you. Also as much as I wanna say don't b yourself, don't change urself completely bro. that's b a bad move. BAD. MOVE. Be good in-law material n don't fall into a trash can.

I'm sure they'll *heart* that Hanamura charm soon enough and want you to marry you instead lol.

[yabureru]

is screwing up 1st impressions w/ the parents of ur crush being productive???  cause if so then yea im being VERY productive rn …  like u dont even kno how productive this shit is bro.  bc shes ttly kind of snidely berating me behind my back already & i just got here and i gave them some expensive ass wine like come on

im bowing 2 u guys & everything give me a break im so used 2 my headphones being on i totally 4get theyre on sometimes yeeshhhhhhh 

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Productivity @ its finest, you rly cut back the netspeak bro. Prolly why their first impression of you is, as you said "shit". Even my cooking skills make better 1st impressions than you, JK. I think you'll do fine, just maybe don't be urself. JK.

But srsly bro, is it rly that bad?

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yabureru has shown up.

"Yosuke? How're you doing? Better be doing something productive."

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yabureru replied to your post: yabureru replied to your post: yabureru replied to...

// cackles. RP WITHM E AND WE WON’T HAVE OOC ISSUES WILL WE.

((U DICK. FINE. I'LL GIVE U UR STUPID RP. BUT BE WARNED. I WILL HUNT U DOWN ON MY YOSUKE ACCOUNT L8R AND CRACK SHIT UP.))

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yabureru replied to your post: yabureru replied to your post: yabureru replied to...

((STAPPIT.

WATER EWE DOIN!?

Y U CHANNEL MY YOSUKE MUSE BACK.

Make that...

Y U CHANNEL MY CRACK YOSUKE MUSE))

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“Why not Zio as a nickname?” he snickered, “Don’t worry. I’m just kidding.”

But he isn’t gonna throw that option out the window quite yet.

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"Zio..? Even if you are kidding, it's better than light blub."

Smiling a little wider now, he was back to his usual self since the topic was more upbeat.

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yabureru replied to your post: yabureru replied to your post // hOW DO U KNO I’M...

// condemns you for assumptions i could be canadian. or what if i’m frENCH. you never know. squints at you. never. know.

((

Congrats, you have made me pull out the Syo judging you face. Also... I'm watching boi, watching you like a hawk until I know fer sure.))

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yabureru replied to your post

// hOW DO U KNO I’M AMERICAN HUH

((IT MAKES THE MOST SENSE IF YOU ARE AMERICAN SINCE ONLY LIKE 5% OF MY FOLLOWERS AREN'T AMERICAN.))

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SRSLY!?

I LOOK AWAY FOR A MINUTE AND SUDDENLY FOLLOWERS

WHY ARE ALL YOU AMERICANS STILL AWAKE!?

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“Well… something bright or positive or happy I guess?”

He looked down, trying to figure this out. “..It takes time but we’ll figure something out.”

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"When you said bright, I thought of a light bulb. Though I don't want light bulb as a name. As for positive, again I thought of electricity. Kinda funny how those two things relate."

Saying the first things that came to mind when the other was thinking out loud of the sort of name that would suit him, he was trying to assist in the process any way he could think of.

[of-fools-and-worlds]

“He’s a bit weirder than me and has a possessive, easily jealous boyfriend..”

He blinked, tilting his head. Nicknames.. nicknames.. that’s the issue here. “…Maybe something suiting you and you alone?” he suggested. This was usually the hard part but hey… he wasn’t really complaining.

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"Boyfriend, huh? Good for him."

Never having experienced that sort of relationship not anyone he knew having been there, he wasn't sure of the protocol to use. Bringing a hand to his chin, he thought on the concept of what makes him, well... him.

"That might be quite difficult, since I don't know what others see in me."

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“Not yet…” Huh. He didn’t really think about one did he?

“Erm.. Naru’s taken by my older brother so that’s out…” He crossed his arms and started to think… his Shadow was better at this part than he was. Even if most of the nicknames are insulting..

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"Naru? I've never met Naru-san."

Now he begun to wonder just how many of himself there were out there and the different nicknames as well. Not really sure the sort of names other others had, but give the names Gin and Naru, he assumed that they relate to their physical appearance or name.

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"... Sorry, Narukami-san." > She apologize to him, he seems to take serious her joke. "I'm Minako Arisato, pleased to meet you! I'm new here."  

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"Arisato-san, it's nice to meet you."

Holding out his hand for a hand shake, he continued.

"Since you're new, what brought you here in the first place?"

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“No, no, no. It’s fine.”

Gin raised his hands in defense. What surprised him was the other apologizing. “J-Just saying there’s nothing wrong with being positive all the time. Honestly, it’s sort of relieving too.” He has changed… hasn’t he? He’s never been one to talk about his issues and now…

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"Oh, I thought I might have upset you because of this."

Sighing inwardly, the silver-haired male begun to relax a little more, glad that he wasn't a bother. Now smiling much more like his usual self, he canted his head ever so slightly as he started a much more lighter topic.

"Say, Gin-san. I don't have one of those nicknames do I?"

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“You’re clearly an alien. Look your eyes, your face, your body, your hair… you all like an alien. There’s also something in your words that make you an alien… did you noticed that?”

> She covers her mouth with her hand, laughing. “I was only joking, I was trying to make you talk. So, what’s up?” 

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Canting his head as he stared at the strange things the girl was saying, he was becoming more and more confused by the minute. Only when she said that joking did he relax and redirected his thoughts on his usual process.

"Oh... I'm Yu Narukami by the way, and you are?"