Abbey

heres another song about a gender i'll never understand

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[whiteteethteens]

fergie drunk-crashing a charity and promoting her new single is the biggest 2017 mood

[designer-croutons]

What tf

[prominent-nipple]

I AM DEADSET CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[jackisreallycool]

:/

[thestateonmtv]

“this is not a shameless promotion. i actually have a lot of shame”

[whitegirlsaintshit]

the target version oh noooooo

[gregwuzhere]

Nobody loves her enough to keep her from promoting the target version of her single lmao

[proprano-lolol]

Nah tho is she back on drugs? Cos I thought she went sober

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

i just want a girl to have a crush on me in 2016

[thesmutgoddess]

“stop being dramatic”

me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]

[slimetony]

in the future everying is going to look all green and fuzzy like youre wearing night vision goggles

[strayghost]

is it because everyone’s wearing night vision goggles

[slimetony]

In the future everyone has night vision goggles

[lovetten]

wouldn’t that suck during the day time? the future sounds awful

[slimetony]

we’re going to have much bigger problems

[abominable-joeman]

What problems randy?

[slimetony]

The sun went out

[actionfaust]

Where’d it go?

[slimetony]

The night vision goggle companies extinguished it to increase profit margins

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

yall mind if i

abuse substances alone in my room instead of participating in human contact

[melonmemes]

[brendenfraser]

I don’t usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, and this girl does that a lot. But I don’t know what it is about her. When she does it, I don’t mind. I just look right back at her.

[staraptor]

this is incredibly good

[zipadeedoodaah]

me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

[iphone7plus]

getting a compliment

[goawfma]

💀💀💀

[thathighguy]

Smh

[animalsnaps]

Learn the difference between connection and attachment. Connection gives you power, attachment sucks the life out of you.

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

It would have sucked to have been a foot fetishist in WW1 cuz all da toesies were infected with trench foot

Really puts life into perspective. Thank you for sharing. Also fuck you for making me think about this