Pipe Dreams

“Pequeña Muerte, llaman en Francia a la culminación del abrazo, que rompiéndonos nos junta y perdiéndonos nos encuentra y acabándonos nos empieza. Pequeña Muerte, la llaman; pero grande, muy grande ha de ser, si matándonos nos nace”

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Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant 

I CAN’T BREATHE

[namila]

IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN

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breaking news from canada

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Unfortunately this is actually a broadcast from Canada 

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Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20

Me: What

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[my-twisted-fantasie]

(via TumbleOn)

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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uh

uh

[salmiakkivodka]

Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

[fozzie]

#im not saying its aliens #but

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[jimcashfan]

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

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I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

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Source

[pmmmprincess]

what if breakfast had genders 

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welcome to Spanish class

[chiliconsharls]

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

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me writing essays

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[youcantappreciatetheirony]

Amazing

[shalrath]

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

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Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

[theinturnetexplorer]

brotherhood.