[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[okmangos]

Seeing that there are 13 seasons of It’s Always Sunny: No Big Deal

Hearing Mac say the line “It’s 2005 Charlie” in the very first episode: Holy Shit

[therealraewest]

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

“cis/hetero demiromantics are queer” how about y'all just admit you don’t care about lgbt people and are willing to ignore our entire history just so you can feel included? in what goddoamn realm would you have been called queer? do you really think needing a deep emotional bond to fall in love makes you one of us? shut the fuck up. that is literally so offensive and ignorant

[felinejaye]

Wow fuck you to. Being demiromantic makes me very very queer. Having panic attacks when partners said “I love you”? Wondering if I was a sociopath because I didn’t seem to love anyone? Being force-fed this “Fall in love and date” bullshit? Demiromantics (and demisexuals) are fucking queer fuck right off. You clearly don’t understand how difficult it is for that ‘deep bond’ to happen. It’s happened only once in my 20+ years of life and it took about two years? Maybe a bit under - to form. And that was after incredibly constant face-to-face contact and someone else suggesting that my now-partner would be date-worthy.

[cornerstorebitch]

imagine being so deeply narcissistic that you think any of what this person mentioned is in any universe comparable to gay people being murdered, raped, being denied housing healthcare and employment, being forced to watch your partner die from a disease the government couldn’t care less about stopping all the while knowing that you won’t be able to be with them if they’re in the hospital, losing your children because you have no legal right to them or because the government believes you can’t be trusted with them, being arrested (as recently as 2003) for having gay sex, being chemically castrated or sterilized, being submitted to psychiatric abuse, or, you know, being victim to the worst mass shooting in american history.

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

[stolentweets]

[issagif]

[burts-baked-bees]

So my little brother likes the mask just as much as I do.

Welcome to a normal night in.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[beautifully-said]

[kaijuno]

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

[kaijuno]

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

[keepthemacramesecret]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[oleathe]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what does facebook think my house looks like

[agripinaafalls]

Dope as fuck apparently

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

[c3rvida3]

I used to go to formal events wearing fucked up outfits because I didn’t know any better, just owning it, dancing my guts out, like, “I’m twelve so I don’t know even what a checkbook is let alone what ‘business casual’ means, and either you let me wear Tripp pants to this wedding, or I will pretend to throw up so I can stay home and play Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland.”

[mamoru]

no jokes about how just dance is still on wii. it is there for disabled people and rehab centers

[theboobfather-deactivated201906]

y’know what yeah that makes sense

[mamoru]

active games have truly revolutionized rehabilitation and exercise. there are so many hospitals that have wiis. and retirement homes. old people will NOT stop bowling. painful exercise used to be boring and now people can rasputin to get stronger. it rocks

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[raptorific]

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

[raptorific]

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

[brokebitch2006]

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

[raptorific]

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?