Hey folks since Tumblr is officially removing all adult Content and banning it from December 17th on, I will be moving back on over to Twitter. I’ll have Twitters for my other blogs available soon but here’s my main: http://twitter.com/rattlesire
This is not a drill this time, Tumblr’s Zen desk posted on it so if y'all need to archive your blogs here you go: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog
Aight folks it’s time for us to sell off some of our collection! We’re selling off a variety of our dildos from Frisky Beast, Bad Dragon, Exotic Erotics & Tantus, as well as selling a packer and a custom binder for my trans boys out there. I had to email the site for the measurements that way folks can accurately check to make sure it fits them comfortably, so that will be in another post!
Cleaning: All of these items will be boiled and cleaned before being shipped out, and they all come from a house with exactly one (1) short-haired orange tabby cat. None of these toys were purchased due to damage and have no damage through our use.
Location: We are based in Maryland, USA, so please be advised that shipping may be higher than anticipated.
Shipping:
Shipping costs within US will be $10 USD.
Shipping outside of the US will be $30 USD.
Turnaround Time: Please allow for up to 7 days for us to ship out your purchases! We have to shuffle visits between appointments.
Holds: If we can offer holds we will try, but in the past we’ve had folks who’ve wanted to purchase our toys and then disappear into the Twisting Nether.
Photos: If you’d like bigger photos for color or size comparison shots, definitely feel free to ask and we’ll send them your way.
Contact: To keep everything orderly, if you wish to buy and/or ask for any of the following, please email me at [email protected] with Sale as the subject. Sometimes we don’t see Tumblr messages on our different blogs or they come in at awkward times, so email contact will be best to make sure we see your messages!
All item images are in order of company and size below the cut! Limited Edition items are listed as LE with the specifics!
Aight folks it’s time for us to sell off some of our collection! We’re selling off a variety of our dildos from Frisky Beast, Bad Dragon, Exotic Erotics & Tantus, as well as selling a packer and a custom binder for my trans boys out there. I had to email the site for the measurements that way folks can accurately check to make sure it fits them comfortably, so that will be in another post!
Cleaning: All of these items will be boiled and cleaned before being shipped out, and they all come from a house with exactly one (1) short-haired orange tabby cat. None of these toys were purchased due to damage and have no damage through our use.
Location: We are based in Maryland, USA, so please be advised that shipping may be higher than anticipated.
Shipping:
Shipping costs within US will be $10 USD.
Shipping outside of the US will be $30 USD.
Turnaround Time: Please allow for up to 7 days for us to ship out your purchases! We have to shuffle visits between appointments.
Holds: If we can offer holds we will try, but in the past we’ve had folks who’ve wanted to purchase our toys and then disappear into the Twisting Nether.
Photos: If you’d like bigger photos for color or size comparison shots, definitely feel free to ask and we’ll send them your way.
Contact: To keep everything orderly, if you wish to buy and/or ask for any of the following, please email me at [email protected] with Sale as the subject. Sometimes we don’t see Tumblr messages on our different blogs or they come in at awkward times, so email contact will be best to make sure we see your messages!
All item images are in order of company and size below the cut! Limited Edition items are listed as LE with the specifics!
Mr. Right Packer - Vixskin - Vanilla - $20
Custom Binder - Shapeshifters - $20 - Full Length Pinstripe, Racerback Add-On
Large Medium Firm Xar - Bad Dragon - LE Birthstone: Sapphire 2016 - $90
Large Medium Firm Nox - Bad Dragon - LE Jupiter 2016 - $90
Large Medium Firm Blaze - Bad Dragon - $90
Medium Medium Firm Nova - Bad Dragon - $70
Medium Medium Firm Nocturne - Bad Dragon - $70
Medium Medium Firm Crackers - Bad Dragon - $70
Medium Medium Firm Orc - Exotic Erotics - Green Glow In The Dark w/ Purple Shimmer - $60
Small Medium Firm Halfling - Exotic Erotics - Fluorescent Orange - $30
Large Medium Firm Sauropod - Frisky Beast - $40 - LE Extinction Fireball 2016
Small Medium Firm Sauropod - Frisky Beast - $20
Heatwave Brood Egg (Top Left) - Frisky Beast - $10 Color change in high temperatures
Custom Blue Brood Egg (Bottom Left) - Frisky Beast - $10Â
Heart of Gold Brood Egg (Top Right) - Frisky Beast - $20 - LE Valentine's Day 2016Â
Coldfront Brood Egg (Bottom Right)Â - Frisky Beast - $10 - Color change in low temperatures
If you send us a question through our Ask inbox, please be patient while we pull a response together for you! It alerts both Shrine and myself and we both read through the question to see who best can answer that. After that it’s 50/50 chance we remember to answer it since we try to provide a lot of information to the response so not just the Asker, but our audience can take advantage of such information too.
You are absolutely ALWAYS free to shoot us an ask or message saying ‘haaaay BITCHES I SENT YOU A FUCKING ASK LIKE A MONTH AGO’, that way we remember to check our inboxes so pls don’t hesitate and we are not ignoring you. It’s just when we get the messages its usually for really in depth stuff that requires a while of research to give you guys the best possible answer!
Oh by the way, heads up. Shrine and I are going to be going through our entire dildo collection, picking out a few to boil and sell secondhand since our preferences have become even more specific than before.
So if you were interested in one of our dicks in the past, now's the time to keep an eye out!
Okay so over the next few days I’ll be writing and doing videos of various parts of the surgery and post-op process. I’ve had a lot of questions leading up to the surgery about what to expect, what is and what isn’t, and any parts folks might be scared of so stay tuned!
Our vibrator is possessed for Halloween. It wouldn’t turn on when we tried to use it last night. After we were asleep? It turned on three times on its own. Today while I played Red Dead Redemption 2? It turned on again. Do people perform exorcisms? Are there special mediums for that?
Apparently, something is wrong with the mechanism that turns it on. I took out the buttons, checked them over. The on button will not click in, the other buttons will. There's no real way to repair it and keep it usable because it's a waterproof silicone covered toy. So looks like we're in the market for new ones. Have three on the wishlist for now. The Je Joue Uma, the We-Vibe Unite, and this thing but mostly for showers, the other two are better for our normal use.
It lasted us quite some time, almost over 3 years, so it wasn't a bad one at ALL. Its just we damaged it by getting one of the buttons stuck and while Shrine tried her best to fix it by taking it apart, it is just completely dead. Which also explains why it'd randomly turn on and off over the past few days.
Okay so a while back I did a donation drive post for my upcoming top surgery. There’s been a lot of changes since then so I’m just making a new post to send around since the other one was getting hella long. This one is under a read more because again, it’s hella long but I absolutely have to explain to people the situation so they’re aware of where their money is going and what the time frame is.
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