Tommy Maximoff, Faster Than You

Putting the universe back together one piece at a time

[allpossiblerealities]

zippytwin:

It’s Thursday RIGHT NOW

Tommy it’s midnight on Wednesday.

[zippytwin]

time is FAKE

[zippytwin]

I love being brown and double gay 

[allpossiblerealities]

zippytwin:

When do you need me to come by? 

Uhhh I think we’re stocking the shelves with charm supplies on Thursday? If you wanna come by then.

[zippytwin]

It's Thursday RIGHT NOW

[zippytwin]

allpossiblerealities:

-

We’re going into magic business.

When do you need me to come by? 

[allpossiblerealities]

Mom’s prepping to set up shop in the space in the bottom floor of her flat and I’m excited to get to help her.

[zippytwin]

OwO?

[jimmypestospizzeria]

[allpossiblerealities]

Happy birthday to my older twin brother whom I love with all of my heart!

[zippytwin]

ME

[zippytwin]

oh ni i’m drunk

my brotherd!

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Day 13 of No Nut November

I’ve been waking up with random bruises on my body ever since I haven’t been beating my meat. I think in my sleep my meat has started beating me..

[allpossiblerealities]

In 56 minutes my brother’s gonna be old.

[zippytwin]

Don't call me out like this

[steampunktendencies]

An Electric Toaster circa 1920

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

this looks like some shit out of dishonored

[allpossiblerealities]

Finally. I’ve achieved absolution.

[zippytwin]

🚬🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

[allpossiblerealities]

Anyway I’m mostly here to open invitations to Tommy and I’s 21st birthday in a pocket dimension.

[zippytwin]

WE'RE GONNA BE OLD

[zippytwin]

What’ up fuckers?

I GOT MARRIED

[dreamsnufkin]

Style Bible Life Ball 2014 photos (unretouched) by Inge Prader

[razzledazzy]

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

[neonprotagonist]

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

[am-android]

Giratina is real but you need to drink two super repels and be behind a pokemart at 3:33 to see him.

[pombons]

Being a Pokemon master is popping 17 rare candies and getting into a battle with arceus

[keatonpatti]