Help please, fishmoth is lost

An RP blog for my DSMP OC Zizi

[whiskey-mua]

I JSYT FOUND A FUCKING DREAM SHRIEN??? WHOR THE FUCK MADE THSI????

[ziziglows]

Is that the guy in the prison everyone keeps talking about?

[lyrasnowchester]

"read the history of lmanberg to know more about your country and its legacy"

read the history of lmanberg to find out mr techno the blade blasted sad music when no one talked to him. THATS the shit i want to find out

[lyrasnowchester]

finding out mr underscore also had an army of dogs before mr blade is like finding out xd exists. its fucking amazing

[ziziglows]

Hello! Um, I'm rather new around here, so is there a place I can read this "History of Imanberg"?

Also, is there any real estate or job opportunites in Snowchester, and how far away is it from Kinoko?

(Am living off of a very generous stranger's property on outskirts of Kinoko for now but looking for a job and house of my own)

Any help appreciated,

- Zizi

[ziziglows]

@thetta-is-tired

Um, hello, sorry to intrude, I know you’re probably very busy. I see you and several of your friends seem to be guards at some sort of prison, so I assume that you guys have some idea of the legal atmosphere on this server? Or am I being presumptuous? I’m sorry. Um. I just don’t really know who to ask.

I’m staying with this very nice cat moblin lady in this place called... Kinnie Oaks, or something? I don’t know. There’s lot’s of flowers. Anyway I’m basically staying here for free but I have no idea how long it’ll be until I find someplace of my own to move and I feel really bad freeloading so I’m trying to find a job but there aren’t many people around and most of the people I pass by have scars and stuff so I’m afraid to ask them. Also I have neither mammalian vocal chords nor an emotive face so I can’t exactly ask people complex questions face-to-face anyway.

I’m rambling again, I’m so sorry. Just can someone please tell me which countries or factions I should avoid as a newbie, and also what are, like, the general server rules (official or unofficial) so I don’t get someone mad or get sent to prison? And possibly, maybe, any beginner jobs you’d recommend? 

Again, sorry for being such a bother, thank you so much for your time, and I hope you get some good rest soon!

- Zizi, new and confused

[ziziglows]

New and confused, need a job

Alright, so I don’t really know if this thing is working, but for anyone who’s listening, hi, my name is Zizi, please help. I’m new to the Dream SMP. I thought it was the name of, like, the whole land, but apparently there’s a whole bunch of huge countries in this area? I’m so confused.

I met this really nice tortoiseshell-cat moblin who gave me a place to stay for the night. She said the country we’re in now is Kinnie Oaks or something like that. There’s lot’s of flowers and it’s very pretty but there’s hardly any people here. She gave me a beat up little communicator thingie (it was the only spare she had) so I could talk to more people. She’s really very nice, but I don’t want to intrude further.

I was wondering if there’s anyone who knows the area and could suggest nearby job opportunities? Preferably some sort of desk job that doesn’t require a lot of customer communication (I’m a rather unique hybrid and don’t have mammalian vocal chords, so I can’t exactly talk). But manual labor’s good, too. I’d just like to pay her back somehow. Oh, and directions to said workplace, please.

I should maybe look for a map.

Thanks to anyone who helps,

- Zizi, new and confused resident(?)