talk less, smile more.

everyones favourite douche bag. i like minions and shrek. currently the leader of the puppy army. moldychip 

[zlayyonce-blog]

I've been so sick.

[ethiiomich]

mood altering

[lyinginthedark]

Me: *Crying*

Friend: Don’t mind her, she’s just having a rough week!

Me:

[zlayyonce-blog]

I think Harry and Louis are asleep and I can't sleep so now I'm sending them both minion memes.

[ssapphik]

write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother’s bone. Alhamdullilah.

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother’s solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother’s bones.

[no-chill-at-all]

[5ather-deactivated20191025]

CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE CHEATING IS A CHOICE

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Not a “mistake”

[fonzworthcutlass]

@yall defending that penguin hoe

[urbanoutfucks]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

the best kisses r sleepy kisses when ur all warm in bed and tired and ur just softly kissing each other n enjoying being all intertwined

[h0odrich]

[zlayyonce-blog]

👀👀👀

[brainstatic]

[thebossbaby-official]

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

[platypus-in-a-bottle-deactivate]

love how this is gonna look on my blog

[darkest-fallen-angel-deactivate]

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

[eternallyinfected]

@zlayyonce is now Apollo. 

[zlayyonce-blog]

This is honestly the most sweet thing anyone has ever called me in my entire life. Thanks Dad.

[zlayyonce-blog]

I might get a pup today honestly.

[helloitshazza]

you know that feeling when you think you’re the luckiest person in the world yet you have mini heart attacks when you look at things like these and realize why?