When Youth Meets Youth a Party Is On

Bees/Morgane | she/her | 20s | bi | Lisa Trevor’s #1 fan | Charles Guiteau apologist | Bubba Sawyer appreciator | Transfeminist ally

[winchester-cas]

Dying

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[fuck-philip-banks]

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

[pangur-and-grim]

HE ISN’T REAL!

[pangur-and-grim]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

[hazelriver74]

Yes!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

[fueles]

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

[perfectly-disfigured]

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

[lithiumdoll]

My mum renovated houses for thirty years, she says “you’re half right, but in some cases - particularly in houses built before 1930 - the phone does add some benefit. Could be a tablet too if you’ve an old one in the garage. And anyone who says it’s got to be a particular model is just being precious about it, whatever the forums say.”

[00venator]

IPhones and tablets where invented in 1898, what did they do before then?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nothing, tiles were invented in 1899.

[thesaltofcarthage]

my sister the historian studied ancient pompeiian tile mosiacs and there's definitely graffiti of dropping cans on strings into the buckets of putty, so it goes way back.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[plaguedocboi]

100% jesus lyrics

[txttletale]

it is--if not really surprising--so frustrating how extremely elementary, like literally "race in media 101" type criticisms of the racism in video games is received by white liberals with pronouns the exact same way that anita sarkeesian was received by neogaf chuds

[gleepgleepswonderland]

i drew monke

[poorly-drawn-blands]

🚨EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS🚨

Hello!! I am disabled and currently trying to escape my abusive household after becoming unemployed.

Doodles and Shitposts - $5

Sketch - $10

Lineart - $15

Flat Color - $20

Headshots/Icons - 10

Half Body - 15

Full Body - 20

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Will do:

Fanart

OCs

OC x Canon

Character Design

Ponies

Suggestive/Fetish Art

Furries

Won't/Can't Draw:

Mecha

NSFW (willing to negotiate)

Hateful Art

Backgrounds, Gore and Extra Characters are 10 extra. I can do Paypal and Cashapp, DM for questions and if you're interested.

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[plaguedocboi]

In fifty million years, freshwater mussels are going to evolve into land animals that use hyperrealistic lures of different flowers to get insects to land on them and then eat them venus flytrap-style.

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[cryptotheism]

An orc warrior just flayed the blonde mayor.

[cryptotheism]

His sash is in tatters

[zoinky-sploink]

U lowkey tsundere af

Bro im sorry but ur boyfriend looks like a THUMB

[all-aboutgorillas]

I had no idea pickles were such a big thing in Pittsburgh! Little Joe's a newcomer to Pittsburgh, I wonder if he's ever had pickles before. I don't think I've seen them given to gorillas before!