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@zleuj-blog1
[Placing my hand at the small of your back gently, I guide you towards the door so that I can walk you out properly, removing my hand as I walk next to you down the long hallway that leads to the lobby of the plaza.] Oh no, thank you. You’re presentin’ an opportunity that will increase my income, so there’s no need to thank me. I appreciate the compliment about my vision, tho’. Hopefully we can pull it all together to bring it to life for the commercial. [The corners of my lips rise, showcasing my top row of teeth as my dimples set in my cheeks, giving you a warm smile.] You be safe in that snow, ‘aight? I look forward to workin’ wit’ you. Enjoy the rest of yo’ day, shorty.
❛ Hers is for her new shoe line. Different approaches, I guess you can. ❜ Listening to the male speak, Elisa pushed her hair off of her shoulder and ran her muscle over her bottom lip. ❛ Well, now that I have that whole idea for that, I think I’m pretty set. I’m just gonna go talk to them and make sure to keep them updated. My concern first is going to be the Lebron commercial, we have so much to get out and to do. So thank you for meeting with me, this just gave me a lot of different ideas. ❜
[Nodding my head, I quickly jot down the detail of the commercial being for her show line, writing a reminder to do some homework of the upcoming line before returning my attention towards you.] Have both of their teams contact me to discuss schedulin’, which is the most debatable subject on my end. I’m always busy ‘round the holidays, so the sooner you or they can get back to me is the sooner I can fit the commercials into my schedule. I’m all for whichever direction Lebron or Serena agrees upon as my primary focus is to make sure they’re satisfied wit’ the final production. [Setting the pen down on the empty surface next to the notepad, I stand to my feet before walking around my large “L” shaped desk to offer my hand to help you stand from the chair.] Keep me updated and I’ll make sure to hold my part of the deal up as long as everything goes smoothly. Give me a call if you have any questions, or you can shoot me an email. Whichever works better for you.
[Making a mental note to have a talk with my receptionist even though you tell me to give her a chance, I listen to your ideas before pulling the drawer beneath my desk out some to fetch my notepad. Placing it on my desk after closing the drawer back, I scribble a few of your ideas down on the paper as you speak, chuckling deeply beneath my breath at the word “euphoric.”] For the sake of the teens and children bein’ the primary cast of the commercial, let’s refrain from usin’ the word euphoric, and replace it wit’ nostalgic. It sounds like you want him to tell a story about how other potential ball players can follow in his footsteps, so I can have a cast director find some individuals that actually look up to him in order to have a more authentic environment for the shoot. [Tilting my head to the side, I ease my vessel over my lower lip before nodding to myself, solidifying a few thoughts silently while drawing an arrow to the name of the cast director I had in mind for the commercial.] As for Serena, I think a more appropriate avenue for that kind of personal expression would be photography with an exclusive interview wit’ the biggest name you can get for her. As far as that is concerned, a commercial to express her comeback doesn’t appeal to people unless she’s tryin’ to advertise somethin’. [I pause, pulling my bottom lip between my teeth as I furrow my eyebrows to ponder for a brief moment, eventually speaking again after a short silence.] Maybe a personal trainer that helped her, certain gear, an energy drink, you know somethin’ along those lines.
It had only taken 20 minutes for Elisa to make her way to Juelz’s office. As she knocked on the glass she gave a small smile and walked inside. Glancing over the view behind him she extended her hand to meet his. ❛ Pleasure to meet you, I’m Elisa. ❜ @zleuj
Let me call you right back. [I spoke into the phone once my attention was diverted to you when you tapped on the glass door of my office, ending the call respectfully before returning the phone on the receiver. Standing to my feet, I quickly brushed the loose fabric off of my slacks before extending my hand towards you, giving your hand a gentle shake briefly.] The pleasure is all mine, shorty. I’m Juelz and remind me to fire my receptionist for not tellin’ me you were here. I would’ve met you in the lobby had I would’ve known. Take a seat please, so we can discuss these commercials. [Motions my large hand toward the chairs in front of my desk, taking a seat in my own chair while keeping eye contact with you.] So tell me, what did you have in mind?
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I’ma kinda tired now so my IMs are open if you wanna talk shit with me about nothing until I fall asleep. Or like this post if I can IM you. Whichever.
Email to @zleuj
From: [email protected]
Hello Juelz, I'm Elisa. I am doing two commercials, one with Lebron James and the other with Serena Williams. I've been told you're the best in New York, I was wondering if you could lend a hand. We can meet whenever you're free and discuss pricing, and availability. You can text me at 212-657-3489. Have a wonderful evening love!
From: [email protected]
Subject: Athlete Commercial Inquiries.
Elisa,
Give me a brief description of the creative direction of the commercials you’re trying to shoot for each athlete, so I can have an idea of a vision you’d like to pitch on the bigger screen. Be sure to include the target audience as well, as I’m sure Lebron’s commercial will be for different viewers than Serena’s. My office is located in 1 Rockefeller Plaza, a few blocks down from Times Square. I have a shoot in the morning, but I’ll be there around noon. Feel free to stop by so we can solidify all of the details. Enjoy the rest of your evening.
Best regards,
Juelz Pierson
Creative Director
JPiers Productions.
What was the last thing that made you laugh?
The last thing to make me laugh… I was filmin’ a video for a sexual production and the model threw up while tryin’ to suck on a dildo in an attempt to be sexy. Funniest shit ever, I swear.
Is there a specific person that caused a negative chain reaction in your life? Is there a person who caused a positive one? Which reaction had more effect in your life today?
The specific person who caused a negative chain reaction in my life would be my pops. Watching him and how he handled things made me think that was the right way to be, when it wasn’t. My mom would be the positive one, but my dad outweighed her as she often tells me I’m just like my father.
Send me some more asks. Anons are welcomed too.
Crazy Lace Agate
Crazy Lace Agate: Do you think you’re indecisive?
Uh, yeah. I could say that about myself, only because I tend to overthink situations before making a final decision.
I want the questions not rebloghing dat tho.
◈ ┈ 「 JUELZ PEIRSON’S CONDOMINIUM OF TRIBECA. 」
Due to his artistic vision, Juelz purchased the top floor of the Hubert in TriBeCa, NY, knocking down the wall between two penthouse condominiums to make his own large one for $3.7 million. The 4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom condo was designed with abstract interior pieces imported from Italy, which is meant to please his love for the imperfect flair of edgy and cryptic decor. He wanted the look of his home to match the creative complexity of his directorial art, which he feels is the blending of light and dark muses. The condo isn’t near his studio, for the purpose of having a getaway from his business. The only person who lives with him is his puppy, Kane, who holds down the fort while he’s away. ( @pwrrp )
◈ ┈「PLOTS + CONNECTIONS. 」
Below the cut are some plots I came up with that I would like to be filled. However, this list isn’t complete and I’ll likely add onto it as well as discuss other plots that you guys have in mind. Juelz’s bio is here [x.], so if somethin’ in there screams out towards you and you have something you’d like to play out, feel free to slide an IM my way. I’m pretty much open to anything, as I like to be as ruthless and complex as I most possibly can. However, if you have something that I don’t think will fit in my development, I’ll have to decline the plot. I know I’m late and I missed plot day, but dammit I’m tryin’ here. #FWYB.
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well, I'm assumin' this is the part of the night where I say IMs are open, so come thru'. I'm still in need of plots n'shit, so I'm open to that too. Bring the food, hold the bullets. Be blessed. [Takes my ass home.]