Keltic Ties

VOLTRON OC: Keltic/24/Female MultiShip/MultiAU / Not Selective / Please Read Rules and About. 

[zodiacpaladin]

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[red-and-black-paladin]

Kelly reached up, squishing Keith's cheeks to make him playfully make kissy faces. She couldn't help but giggle with how squishy his cheeks were. "You're so cute!"

Watches as she played with his face. Chuckling a bit as she talked. “You might be going a little over board there.” Reaching over he pinched her cheeks in return. “You on the other hand..” 

[zodiacpaladin]

“Call me cute and I’ll call you a liar!” She laughed, removing her hands to boop his nose. “Lets agree that we’re both cute, okay?” She moved her hands to his neck, smoothing them to his hair and lacing her fingers into his dark tresses. 

[rpdepartment]

KINGDOM HEARTS songs SENTENCE STARTERS songs by Utada Hikaru

SIMPLE AND CLEAN

« please, baby, don’t go. »

« don’t get me wrong, i love you. »

« no, i don’t think life is quite that simple. »

« wish i could prove i love you. »

« maybe some things are that simple? »

« hold me. »

SANCTUARY

« i need more affection than you know. »

« all i fear means nothing. »

« so many ups and downs… »

« my fears… my lies… melt away… »

DON’T THINK TWICE

« you’re only everything i ever dreamed of. »

« you must be kidding me. »

« did you really think i could say no? »

« everything is just right. »

« if you’re gonna think twice, i don’t wanna know. »

« i really don’t get what everyone else believes. »

« if you want to make it happen, nothing’s impossible. »

FACE MY FEARS

« should i take a leap? »

« let me face my fears. »

« won’t be long, i’m almost here. »

« watch me cry all my tears! »

« this is what i choose. »

« could you walk in my shoes? »

[red-and-black-paladin]

"Happy Valentines day, Keef!" Kelly squealed, rushing up and giving him lots of kisses on his cheek then face then finally on his lips.

Laughing at the kisses he froze a moment at the kiss on the lips. More surprised before leaning into it a bit. 

[zodiacpaladin]

She smiled against the kiss, blushing quite a bit since he returned it. “Love you, Grumpy.” She squeaked against his lips.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Cute Valentine’s Day Starters

Feel free to make any changes !

General

“Good morning~ I love you.”

“Give me a kiss. No wait…two kisses. No, three ki-”

“You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. ever.”

“They were out of roses, so I got you tulips. Because I love your two lips.”

“It’s not the typical Valentine’s Day present, but I hope you like it.”

“Uh..w-will you be my Valentine?”

“I didn’t know what to get you, so I brought chocolate, flowers, AND a huge stuffed animal.”

“I know I say this a lot, but…I love you.”

“*greeting with a kiss* Hi.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue…You will always be my boo.”

“I’m in love with you and I love it.”

“I love the presents you got me, but nothing compares to your hugs.”

Date Night

“I can’t believe you made this reservation months ago…”

“Aw! You didn’t have to get me chocolate/flowers/a giant teddy.”

“I’d be perfectly happy walking around and holding hands.”

“Oh no, it’s raining/snowing! Here, take my jacket.”

“I don’t mind being stuck in traffic with you.” / “I made us a playlist.”

“You look…amazing.” / “That suit/dress/etc. was made for you.”

“Today was perfect.”

“Are those chocolate-covered strawberries?”

“Dance with me.”

“Wow, there are candles and everything…”

Staying In

“I don’t care about the romantic stuff. Let’s just watch movies and cuddle.”

“Sorry I’m sick on Valentine’s Day…”

“Come here, and bring the blanket with you.”

“We can bake cookies! And put heart sprinkles on them.”

“I can’t believe we’re snowed in..”

“When the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow, we can clear out the store.”

“Seeing you look so cute in your pajamas reminds me of why I fell in love with you.”

“Are bubble baths romantic?”

“I set up the blanket fort. The password to get in is three words.”

[red-and-black-paladin]

"Keith! Keith! Keeeeith!" She called out to him. "Will you be my valentine!?" She asked, her face bright pink. She held out a bunch of paper red roses to him as well as some sunflowers too. "I mean, If you wanna!" She was rather nervous though she shouldn't be since Keith was her boyfriend. "I made these since there isn't any on the ship.."

Blinks and takes the paper flowers with a smile. “I’d love to, who else would be my valentine?” Chuckling softly he leaned in to kiss her cheek. “I didn’t get anything for you.. or made anything.” Feeling bad he decided to make up for the lack of gift with a date together.

[zodiacpaladin]

“It’s okay!” She leaned up on her toes to give him a quick peck. “I’ll admit this was kind of a last minute thought to do since there isn’t much we can do for eachother anyways. This is my first Valentines day with someone...so I kinda panicked?” Kelly gave a nervous giggle, looking down.

[zodiacpaladin]

165

165: I believe in - Aliens

“Yes, as a matter of fact. I do. I’ve seen them for myself, some kind, some not.” 

[red-and-black-paladin]

Kelly came up behind Keith and began to entangle her fingers into his hair in soothing and tender motions. "You're tense again, Keith."

Turning slightly as she played with his hair Keith sighed. “Too much going on.. I’ll be fine.” His voice a bit stern and concerned he turned and patted her cheeks. “Don’t worry.”

[red-and-black-paladin]

zodiacpaladin‌:

“You know you can always console in me. What kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn’t listen to what’s stressing you out?” She asked, placing her hands over his, giving a worried frown.

Chuckles softly. “I know.. but this is something you can’t help with.” They had to liberate a planet ruled by the Galra, and the task wasn’t going to be easy. Many problems before they could start. 

[zodiacpaladin]

“Doesn’t mean you can’t talk about it to at least get the load off your shoulders.” She moved her hands to gently cup his face, caressing his cheeks. “Be safe out there okay?”

[red-and-black-paladin]

Kelly came up behind Keith and began to entangle her fingers into his hair in soothing and tender motions. "You're tense again, Keith."

Turning slightly as she played with his hair Keith sighed. “Too much going on.. I’ll be fine.” His voice a bit stern and concerned he turned and patted her cheeks. “Don’t worry.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know you can always console in me. What kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn’t listen to what’s stressing you out?” She asked, placing her hands over his, giving a worried frown.

[walden-west-deactivated20170623]

200 things you can put in my ask

200: My crush’s name is: 199: I was born in: 198: I am really: 197: My cellphone company is: 196: My eye color is: 195: My shoe size is: 194: My ring size is: 193: My height is: 192: I am allergic to: 191: My 1st car was: 190: My 1st job was: 189: Last book you read: 188: My bed is: 187: My pet: 186: My best friend: 185: My favorite shampoo is: 184: Xbox or ps3: 183: Piggy banks are: 182: In my pockets: 181: On my calendar: 180: Marriage is: 179: Spongebob can: 178: My mom: 177: The last three songs I bought were? 176: Last YouTube video watched: 175: How many cousins do you have? 174: Do you have any siblings? 173: Are your parents divorced? 172: Are you taller than your mom? 171: Do you play an instrument? 170: What did you do yesterday? [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: 168: Luck: 167: Fate: 166: Yourself: 165: Aliens: 164: Heaven: 163: Hell: 162: God: 161: Horoscopes: 160: Soul mates: 159: Ghosts: 158: Gay Marriage: 157: War: 156: Orbs: 155: Magic: [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: 153: Drunk or High: 152: Phone or Online: 151: Red heads or Black haired: 150: Blondes or Brunettes: 149: Hot or cold: 148: Summer or winter: 147: Autumn or Spring: 146: Chocolate or vanilla: 145: Night or Day: 144: Oranges or Apples: 143: Curly or Straight hair: 142: McDonalds or Burger King: 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: 140: Mac or PC: 139: Flip flops or high heals: 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: 137: Coke or Pepsi: 136: Hillary or Obama: 135: Burried or cremated: 134: Singing or Dancing: 133: Coach or Chanel: 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: 131: Small town or Big city: 130: Wal-Mart or Target: 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: 128: Manicure or Pedicure: 127: East Coast or West Coast: 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: 125: Chocolate or Flowers: 124: Disney or Six Flags: 123: Yankees or Red Sox: [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: 121: George Bush: 120: Gay Marriage: 119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: 117: MySpace: 116: Reality TV: 115: Parents: 114: Back stabbers: 113: Ebay: 112: Facebook: 111: Work: 110: My Neighbors: 109: Gas Prices: 108: Designer Clothes: 107: College: 106: Sports: 105: My family: 104: The future: [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: 102: Last time you ate: 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 100: Cried in front of someone: 99: Went to a movie theater: 98: Took a vacation: 97: Swam in a pool: 96: Changed a diaper: 95: Got my nails done: 94: Went to a wedding: 93: Broke a bone: 92: Got a peircing: 91: Broke the law: 90: Texted: hour ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: 87: The last movie I saw: 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: 83: The most difficult thing to do is: 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: 81: My zodiac sign is: 80: The first person i talked to today was: 79: First time you had a crush: 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 76: Right now I am talking to: 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: 74: I have/will get a job: 73: Tomorrow: 72: Today: 71: Next Summer: 70: Next Weekend: 69: I have these pets: 68: The worst sound in the world: 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: 65: Last time I cried: 64: My friends are: 63: My computer is: 62: My School: 61: My Car: 60: I lose all respect for people who: 59: The movie I cried at was: 58: Your hair color is: 57: TV shows you watch: 56: Favorite web site: 55: Your dream vacation: 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: 52: My room is: 51: My favorite celebrity is: 50: Where would you like to be: 49: Do you want children: 48: Ever been in love: 47: Who’s your best friend: 46: More guy friends or girl friends: 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 41: Have you pre-named your children: 40: Last person I got mad at: 39: I would like to move to: 38: I wish I was a professional: [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: 36: Vehicle: 35: President: 34: State visited: 33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: 31: Actor: 30: Actress: 29: Singer: 28: Band: 27: Clothing store: 26: Grocery store: 25: TV show: 24: Movie: 23: Website: 22: Animal: 21: Theme park: 20: Holiday: 19: Sport to watch: 18: Sport to play: 17: Magazine: 16: Book: 15: Day of the week: 14: Beach: 13: Concert attended: 12: Thing to cook: 11: Food: 10: Restaurant: 9: Radio station: 8: Yankee candle scent: 7: Perfume: 6: Flower: 5: Color: 4: Talk show host: 3: Comedian: 2: Dog breed: 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

[owlinadayswork]

Please send me one of these to distract me from tumblr’s hideous new font choice

[zodiacpaladin]

Honestly, same.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well I don’t want it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“But he wants you.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“So? He’ll get over it.” He puts the dog down and crossed his arms

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby sat there, staring up at Keith with the largest, saddest, sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster, giving a pathetic whimper to match. “I don’t think he will, Keith.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Then he’ll have to.” Keith shoot backs with an attack of the all famous keith death glare. The deadliest death glare that’s ever been deadified.

[zodiacpaladin]

She pretended to seem intimidated but she covered her mouth to hide a snicker. “I’m sorry, but that face is like super cute!” She laughed, lifting Globby under her arm. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You better have been talking to the dog and not me because then there’s gonna be issues”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was not talking to the dog, but sure, whatever helps, Keith.” She giggled.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“What?! I did my deadliest death glare that’s ever been deadified! Everybody gets scared of it! What the fuck!”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I come from a family of Vikings and Norse men....I mean, you did have a scary glare I’ll give you that but it was also super cute.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well I don’t want it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“But he wants you.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“So? He’ll get over it.” He puts the dog down and crossed his arms

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby sat there, staring up at Keith with the largest, saddest, sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster, giving a pathetic whimper to match. “I don’t think he will, Keith.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Then he’ll have to.” Keith shoot backs with an attack of the all famous keith death glare. The deadliest death glare that’s ever been deadified.

[zodiacpaladin]

She pretended to seem intimidated but she covered her mouth to hide a snicker. “I’m sorry, but that face is like super cute!” She laughed, lifting Globby under her arm. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You better have been talking to the dog and not me because then there’s gonna be issues”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was not talking to the dog, but sure, whatever helps, Keith.” She giggled.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well I don’t want it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“But he wants you.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“So? He’ll get over it.” He puts the dog down and crossed his arms

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby sat there, staring up at Keith with the largest, saddest, sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster, giving a pathetic whimper to match. “I don’t think he will, Keith.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Then he’ll have to.” Keith shoot backs with an attack of the all famous keith death glare. The deadliest death glare that’s ever been deadified.

[zodiacpaladin]

She pretended to seem intimidated but she covered her mouth to hide a snicker. “I’m sorry, but that face is like super cute!” She laughed, lifting Globby under her arm. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well I don’t want it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“But he wants you.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“So? He’ll get over it.” He puts the dog down and crossed his arms

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby sat there, staring up at Keith with the largest, saddest, sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster, giving a pathetic whimper to match. “I don’t think he will, Keith.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well I don’t want it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“But he wants you.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. Gonna take your dog back?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Naaaah, I’m goooooood!” She grinned. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

"I'm not gonna tell you that you'll be okay, that's the worst thing to tell someone..Just do your best."

“Thanks..and I’ll try”

[zodiacpaladin]

“That’s all someone can ask of people is to do their best, don’t push yourself though, it only gets worse if you do.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“You really shouldn’t be supporting me though. I don’t deserve it”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I was taught to support those who need it, you may not deserve it, but you need it.” The female stated, crossing her arms over her chest. “Everyone needs some sort of support beam in their life, no matter how stubborn the person may be.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Whatever. I’ll listen to you but I won’t take it to heart”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m not gonna make you listen to me, that’s not how supporting works. All I can do is offer words of advice and simple actions until you realize that you are important and deserve love and tolerance…or something deep like that. I’m not good with words or expressing what I mean. Just know I’m here for you, I guess…though considering…We just met? What’s your name?” She asked, having just seen this man need some sort of pick me up and a friendly word she never thought to ask his name. “I’m Keltic by the way, Keltic Ties, but everyone calls me Kelly.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My name doesn’t matter. I’ll be gone soon so just stop supporting a dead person. It’s pointless”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Now, don’t go telling me what to do, sir. I think I’ll call you Ox, then. Since you’re as stubborn as an Ox. Yup, you’ll be Ox to me unless you give me a name.” She leaned forward, smiling. “I won’t let you go and die if that’s what you’re planning.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“…it’s Keith and I won’t let you stop me. You’ll just end up getting hurt. I’ve been trained up to fight so this isn’t just a day in the park. It’s either suffer with me or go away.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Welp! Guess I’m suffering then! Nice to meet you, Keith! See, now isn’t that better than Ox?” She asked. “Come on, I’m not worried. I can hold my own in a fight! I may not have been perfectly trained for it but I know some self defense! I took Karate back home!” She grinned brightly, flexing her right arm and placing her left on the bicep. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith quickly sweeps her leg and grabs her wrist so she doesn’t fall all the way. “Please just stop. Your guard wasn’t even up. It has to be up all the time”

[zodiacpaladin]

She flailed before he grabbed her wrist. “Well, I was around someone I trust?Sorta? That’s my excuse!” She about had a mini heart attack though. “I said I only got some self defense training, I don’t know everything, I ain’t a ninja. Just some girl from a farm on earth that was going to culinary college!”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Even if you trust someone, you have to be on your guard. You don’t want to end up with a knife in you.” He pulls her up to her feet making sure that she was balanced before letting go and getting out his knife. “Especially if they own a weapon”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Huh, you could of stabbed me. That wouldn’t of been very nice.” She took a good look at the blade before nodding. “I have….Okay, I don’t have a weapon, I’ll be honest. Huh, I won’t get very far now will I?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Nope. Guess you’ll really suffer. You throws won’t come in handy anymore. Wait, is that judo? Shit I’ve forgotten. Oh well. Same thing”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Karate, because I’m generic and didn’t go for anything fancier. Ah well, give me a weapon and teach me I guess? I dunno, it gives you purpose or something. Because I’d rather not die. Suffering is fine, but I don’t wanna die. I have an Alien infected dog that needs my attention so I can’t really die.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Fair enough but I’m not teaching you. I’m not a very good teacher. In fact I make people worse than they are”

[zodiacpaladin]

“I’m already crap at it, I doubt I’d get any worse than I already am. I mean, I could teach myself but I don’t think Trial and Error would be the smartest move on the battlefield.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Since when was there going to be a battlefield involved? I get the confidence and it’s good and all but I’m not letting you out there. It’s suicide”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Then hush. I’ll be fine, battlefield or not. It’s you I’m worried about. Wanna pet my dog? Therapy animals are the best.” She pulled a small jar out of her pocket, twisting the cap off. Inside was a green sort of slime which she held the jar upside down and began to shake it. “….Come out!” 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um….do I have to? It’s looking rather….uh…not well”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft, No, he’s fine. He’s healthier than anyone I know, I’m gonna be honest.” She reached in and pulled out the slime, dropping it down to the ground. It took the form of a dog and barked happily at Keith, wagging his gooey tail. “See? This is Globby.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I cam see that…he’s cute?”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He’s….something else alright.” She rubbed the back of her head. 

//Ignore, Cat. Just Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well either way. I’m sure he’s a delight?..”

[zodiacpaladin]

“He keeps me sane. Wanna hold him?” She asked, lifting the happy glob dog up. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“His glob doesn’t actually come off him right? I don’t wanna mess up my suit”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Pfft! No, he’s generally solid unless he’s upset or stressed. Don’t worry.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Um okay” he hesitantly takes the glob dog and held it as far away from him as possible. “Yay…”

[zodiacpaladin]

Kelly covered her mouth, stifling a giggle. “Relax, he’s not gonna slime on you.” Globby seemed upset he wasn’t getting attention, he gave a whimper and dropped his ears down. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

Keith sighed and brought the dog closer to him. “Hey. No need to be sad. Keefy’s here” he said to the dog in a little baby voice as he scratched behind it’s ears.

[zodiacpaladin]

Globby instantly perked, wagging his tail eagerly. “See, not so bad is it, ‘Keefy’.” She snickered a little.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Shut up! You wouldn’t wanna make me mad with him in my hands do you?”

[zodiacpaladin]

She shrugged her shoulders. “He can’t physically feel pain or die, he’s just…slime. I’m not worried. And besides, I don’t think you’d harm something like him?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“No. I’d yeet his ass in your face. Oh don’t listen to me lil’ puppy. I’m just joking!” He covers one side of his face so the dog can’t see and whispers. “I’m really not.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Not the first time!” She laughed, giving another shrug. “He’s a personal stress ball, bounce him around, stretch him, he don’t care.” Globby tilted his head at Keith, licking his hand. 

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“I think squishing a dog will give me nightmares”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Any normal dog, yeah probably. But he’s not a normal dog. And like I said it doesn’t hurt him, he actually enjoys being squished.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Still. Don’t.”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Alright, Alright, Keith. I won’t.” She placed her right hand on the curve of her hip. “He does eat everything though, just don’t let him eat socks. He will get sick from that…and only that I found out.”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“My pet ate cement once. He lived somehow so I’m sure it was that bad”

[zodiacpaladin]

“…..Your pet ate cement? What.” She looked confused. “And it lived?”

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Hey, don’t question my space doggo”

[zodiacpaladin]

“You know, I won’t.” She held up her hands, still trying to make sense of it though Globby was no different. “Wait it’s not a normal dog?” She asked.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well he’s more of a wolf….a cosmic wolf….from space…yeah”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Because that makes sense.” She tilted her head. “Though I believe it. Cosmic Space wolf. Sounds cooler than Slimy Garbage Disposal…” She looked at Globby.

[dude-who-even-am-i-deactivated2]

“Well if you call licking you will love but also biting the enemy heads off cool then fair enough”

[zodiacpaladin]

“Hey, Doggo licks are the best no matter which doggo you get it from!”