'strology

gin - scorpio sun/scorpio moon/virgo rising - lil - libra sun/capricorn moon/sagittarius rising

[zodiacpunx]

bad news: i slept with a gemini

good news: i may have given him strep throat

[zodiacpunx]

ok it's been a year but the update on this is i didn't give him strep but he did give me mono

[zodiacpunx]

What the Signs bring to the table ♡

Aries: Passion, incomparable initiative, up-for-anything attitude, positivity, stands up for the underdog

Taurus: Ability to work hard, resilience, reliability, finest taste, sensuality, strength of character

Gemini: Amazing sense of humor, top notch social skills, high intelligence and wit, creativity and imagination

Cancer: Giving nature, stunning intuition, sensitivity and perception, ability to make anyone feel 'safe' & better

Leo: Bravery and novelty, incredibly generosity, strength, loyalty, most supportive people you'll ever meet

Virgo: High intelligence, amazing attention to detail, caretaker spirit, resourcefulness, purposeful work ethic

Libra: Fabulous listening skills, finest aesthetics, terrific manners, friendliness and diplomacy

Scorpio: Remarkable instinct, analytical skills, depth, devotion to weather a storm, intense loving

Sagittarius: Daring taste for adventure, honesty, ability to explore the unknown, hilarious sense of humor

Capricorn: Unbelievable dedication, loyalty, maturity, leadership skills, ability to tackle any challenge

Aquarius: Impressive conversation skills, fascinating personality, originality and genuine care for Humanity

Pisces: Incredibly vivid imagination, artistry, open-heartedness, natural empathy, loving spirit, true kindness

[qpluto]

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the signs & their emojis….!

[zodiacpunx]

Cancer: Can I tell you something that's kind of TMI?

Scorpio: Absolutely why are you even asking tell me now

[firesignenergy]

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

[firesignenergy]

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

[zodiac--signs]

💍💕 The Signs in the 7th House

💍💕 Aries in the 7th: Selfless and thoughtful, but constantly falling for selfish people who won’t let them be independent 💍💕 Taurus in the 7th: Serious dater, takes relationships too seriously, needs  someone laid-back to help them relax 💍💕 Gemini in the 7th: Gets bored quickly and prefers to switch partners quite often, but can be easily played in a relationship to stay in it 💍💕 Cancer in the 7th: Eternally afraid of rejection, but has high standards and usually rejects others before giving them a chance 💍💕 Leo in the 7th: Wants a friendly, smooth ‘cool’ relationship, but constantly falls for their “fans”, people who are too dramatic & obsessed with them 💍💕 Virgo in the 7th: Over analyzes their partner’s flaws and is confrontational about it, but tends to hide their own and have many hidden traits 💍💕 Libra in the 7th: Loves selfless & kind people, but pushes them away with their pushy attitude, also by hiding their romantic side 💍💕 Scorpio in the 7th: Falls for people who are naturally “problematic” unconsciously looking to deal with their own chaos too 💍💕 Sagittarius in the 7th: Wants to settle with someone intelligent who takes them away, but is always afraid someone better might be out there 💍💕 Capricorn in the 7th: Attracted to power, but struggles finding their own strength. Might be too demanding in relationships 💍💕 Aquarius in the 7th: Looks for someone who inspires them, someone who gives them a reason to live for, even if that means sacrificing the self 💍💕 Pisces in the 7th: Tries to rationalize everything in the relationship, but when it comes down to it, ends up blinded by love and ignores even the worst of signs

Find your 7th house placement | by Crystal Melbourne | Within the Zodiac

[zodiacpunx]

has anyone else noticed that when water signs talk to people, they pay more attention to the tone, vulnerability, and physical movements of the conversation than what is actually said?

[zodiacpunx]

tonight i made a capricorn and i was like “my dad’s a capricorn. he left” and he said his dad left too and now we’re friends

[milkstrology]

[astronomicallyaligned]

Venus Fire, Mars Fire: Intense Lover

Fire Venus, Earth Mars: Dedicated Lover

Fire Venus, Air Mars: Talkative Lover

Fire Venus, Water Mars: Tender Lover

Earth Venus, Fire Mars: Dominant Lover

Earth Venus, Earth Mars: Practical Lover

Earth Venus, Air Mars: Ambitious Lover

Earth Venus, Water Mars: Romantic Lover

Air Venus, Earth Mars: Responsible Lover

Air Venus, Air Mars: Unique Lover

Air Venus, Fire Mars: Eccentric Lover

Air Venus, Water Mars: Sociable Lover

Water Venus, Earth Mars: Sensual Lover

Water Venus, Air Mars: Dreamy Lover

Water Venus, Fire Mars: Dramatic Lover

Water Venus, Water Mars: Emotional Lover

[zodiacpunx]

best match for taurus sun/scorpio moon/virgo rising/gemini mars& mercury/cancer venus

i would say cancer sun/virgo moon/pisces rising/scorpio mars/capricorn venus

[zodiacpunx]

bad news: i slept with a gemini

good news: i may have given him strep throat

[venusianvirgo]

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

[venusianvirgo]

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs as ỵ̴̢̡̺̥͎͂̓͗̃̅͊o̝̭͉̖͓ͨ̿ͣ͑̀͒͗͂̌̓̄́̐͐̂̕͡u̧̨̡̥̫̭̗̮͖̯̼̮͎̳͂ͬͣ̉̐͑ͅ?

Aries: You are the zulu spear in a telemarketers neck. Unexpected, and mercifully quick.

Taurus: You are the fistfight in the chuck-e-cheese. Far more fun than you have any right to be, honestly.

Gemini: You are the creepy mannequin at the target. Equal parts pretty and unsettling. 

Cancer: You are the blood spattered harmonica. There is a strange story behind you.

Leo: You are peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut with a hatchet. Fashioned of the same stuff, but in a more interesting way.

Virgo: You are the substitute teachers broken collar bone. Mysterious, a source of gossip perhaps?

Libra: You are the Druid at Disneyland. Having a lot of fun under your terrifying mask.

Scorpio: You are the newest drug sweeping the nation. A source of panic for good christian mothers.

Sagittarius: You are the exposed nipple at the PTA meeting. Unintentionally the most fascinating thing in the room.

Capricorn: You are distant booming laughter. Foreboding, but quite the nice time.

Aquarius: You are a hijacked forklift. A tiny, yet gleeful, force of destruction. 

Pisces: You are the barrel of antlers at the antique shop. Full of the prettiest parts of many dead things.

[kayeblegvad]

I drew death-themed horoscopes for rad new publication Damn Joan! They’re not death-themed in a gloomy way, they’re about how each star sign approaches death. And YES i did do all 12 of them but Tumblr only allows you to upload 10 images (and also compresses everything horribly), sooo you will just have to visit the page to see them all as they should be. 

[astrodickology]

A fire sign man: hi im-

Me: yes I will have sex with you