meat pie is a moral imperative

hmu fan acc / she/her / dni if u ship wrava or emmaudrey you freaks / i believe in mrs nutt supremacy

[homoeroticmisogyny]

you know what? fuck this. fuck you *unsluts your trio*

[homoeroticmisogyny]

hmu characters as texts i have recieved

LUCY: Unfortunately, you got it wrong so (cocks gun)

PERCY: id much sooner die from mesothelioma than your weak fist impacting my face

WREN: ppl are horny nowadays..

MAX: U GET IT IT’s like WHEN YOU THE IN IMPRINT FOOD HOT COOL HOT CAR DOOR.

ISSA: WHAT DO YOU PLAY? bottom. THATS YOU

ELENA: the church of edwardian era dominatrixes

AUDREY: i dont hate u bc ur bi i hate u bc ur fucking annoying. stupid bitch

TAL: roaches are big survivors

DIEKE: worms can feel emotions. and pain

THEO: What will the england truthers do to me

ORLANDO: BET YOU HAVE GAY BOY

EMMA: What? Why are you obsessed with it if it’s shitty?

MACY: I knew there was a reason I let you live.

ZOE: Found the theatre kid.

MAY: U have walked me into like 5 circles of hell in a span of like 15 minutes

AVA: i haven’t threatened you in a looong time. im totally harmless nowadays

[zoemessina]

what was the fic 👉🏼👈🏼

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29997471 GO FORTH AND READ. ITS SEXY

it is also a sequel but like who hasnt read forever at this point

[zoemessina]

just read THEE sexiest hm fic

[mayhmu]

i've had this idea in mind for a while now, so i thought why not make a post about it? so basically, i think somebody should write a hmu musical adaption. personally i believe that lin manuel miranda will make an excellent soundtrack writer for it.

[homoeroticmisogyny]

was the great comet episode not enough

[ifuckinghatecwhm]

It’s basically canon that the only cishet character in Homoerotic Misogyny is Leo Tolstoy the weed-dealing ghost and that tells you everything you need to know about the show

[zoemessina]

yeah that it slaps <3

[homoeroticmisogyny]

“NOT EVERYONE*

*but lena and i may or may not be included”

[zoemessina]

unpopular opinions?? ok lol I think zoissa is a good ship and people who trash it are annoying as hell for no reason

anon ur mind is so huge

[zoemessina]

you want a hot take? I believe in coma theory QWIAASIALSOWOWA I for real think this is Lucy’s imagination dreaming up the perfect friends for her and every time we get a shot of her alone it’s foreshadowing

HELLO? WHAT THE FUCK IVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE

[blackcatarts]

mirroring / @signorbenedick

[zoemessina]

anyone who thinks bestiel and minger didnt make out at least once are LYING TO THEMSELVES this is the enemies to lovers arc of the century

thanks i think reading this just changed my brain chemistry

[zoemessina]

HOT TAKE!! AUDREY DESERVES BETTER THAN TO BE BULLIED BY TWO TINY MEANASS CHILDREN!! IM DRIVING THE DOWN WITH SLUTRIO BUS

HUH??????????? HUH?????????? 

[zoemessina]

ok ok hm hot take: the way the writers write the kids talking about war and peace makes it clear they’ve never actually read w&p. they don’t even discuss the literal main characters ever? except for wren to say she kins andrei (which also. if she kins andrei she probably also kins dean 👀)

OKAY OKAY while i’d normally agree (cause usually the writers DONT know what theyre talking about lol) i actually disagree with this!! mostly cause like....... its SUCH a fandom thing to focus on the more interesting side characters dont u feel?? i havent finished reading w&p yet (tho im working on it!) and like maybe its my brainrot but im way more interested in the side characters too lol

[zoemessina]

guys im bored send me ur hm hot takes/unpopular opinions

[homoeroticmisogyny]

they did it they did the funny meme

[zoemessina]

just saw the most interesting looking fic but the second ship tag was emm*udrey GAG

[homoeroticmisogyny]

fan discord server has been popping off