WREN BOLKONSKY IS AROACE

I got too invested in Wren Bolkonsky and now I have to defend her honor. I’m kin with her, no doubles please :)

[timeloopfemme]

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

[ror2]

ME

[pseudophan]

april 9th is officially international slut day. happy birthday lil nas x and gerard way congrats on killing prince philip with your whore energy

[ontologicalsynaesthesia]

Yesterday I told a guy I was ace/aro and he asked what “aro” meant, so I told him, and he responded, “Oh, I thought it might be like A-E-R-O and I was confused.”

Yes.  I am asexual/aerodynamic.  At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

[bigmothcomics]

I’m focusing on me right now.

[homoeroticmisogyny]

[atrox--academia]

[homoeroticmisogyny]

hmu characters as texts i have recieved

LUCY: Unfortunately, you got it wrong so (cocks gun)

PERCY: id much sooner die from mesothelioma than your weak fist impacting my face

WREN: ppl are horny nowadays..

MAX: U GET IT IT’s like WHEN YOU THE IN IMPRINT FOOD HOT COOL HOT CAR DOOR.

ISSA: WHAT DO YOU PLAY? bottom. THATS YOU

ELENA: the church of edwardian era dominatrixes

AUDREY: i dont hate u bc ur bi i hate u bc ur fucking annoying. stupid bitch

TAL: roaches are big survivors

DIEKE: worms can feel emotions. and pain

THEO: What will the england truthers do to me

ORLANDO: BET YOU HAVE GAY BOY

EMMA: What? Why are you obsessed with it if it’s shitty?

MACY: I knew there was a reason I let you live.

ZOE: Found the theatre kid.

MAY: U have walked me into like 5 circles of hell in a span of like 15 minutes

AVA: i haven’t threatened you in a looong time. im totally harmless nowadays

[blackcatarts]

What, my dear Lady Disdain!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

WHORE!!!

[mayhmu]

i've had this idea in mind for a while now, so i thought why not make a post about it? so basically, i think somebody should write a hmu musical adaption. personally i believe that lin manuel miranda will make an excellent soundtrack writer for it.

[homoeroticmisogyny]

was the great comet episode not enough

[atrox--academia]

Unpopular opinion: You all are so childish for shipping Perchael. Seriously, do something better with your time than shipping Percy with the hmu equivalent of Moaning Myrtle.

[aroacewrenbolkonsky]

NOT EVERYONE IN THE NOTES THINKING THIS IS ABOUT PERACHEL PJO...

[homoeroticmisogyny]

i DONT get the juicy jeremy hype. i know his first name is literally juicy and thats weird but this is a show with characters named Percy Jackson and Riverdale-Kuragin how is juicy the most unique name there… yet again you people just want a white gay man to ship with other white gay men

[atrox--academia]

Thinking about Him (Juicy Jeremy)

[aroacewrenbolkonsky]

- Principal Bestiel circa 1am

[ifuckinghatecwhm]

It’s basically canon that the only cishet character in Homoerotic Misogyny is Leo Tolstoy the weed-dealing ghost and that tells you everything you need to know about the show

[emmajdestielgate]

I didn't read the url and assumed this was a good thing. Sorry for you OP! The rest of us don't hate queer people!

[incorrecthmu]

Issa: What's your biggest fear?

Percy: Being forgotten

Issa: Damn that's deep

Issa: Mine is Elena but I feel kinda stupid about it now

[wrava4ever]

banging on the table WRAVAS MAKE SOME NOISE

[aroacewrenbolkonsky]

*crickets*