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@zoerhee
javisterling:
“This is kind of uncomfortable for me, Zoe,” Javi said, blinking rapidly. “But thank you.”
“Yeah, see-- forgot you were only hot til you started talkin’.” This was why she had eyes for only one Sterling. “Maybe next time don’t say I was right, hm? I take it back.”
ethanxwang:
“So pi… thoughts?”
@frostfordstart
“Cake.” She countered. Poor Ethan. He didn’t see it coming. “Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.”
blveargcnt:
“No, no, I’m still workin’ for my mama. I’ve got a little bit of a debt to pay off. It’s a long story, so not interesting, but the point is, I have a lot of jello shots now. I haven’t had a housewarmin’ yet, but I’m going to next weekend. You’re totally invited.”
“I’ll take ‘em all. Don’t worry, I know how not to puke.” She shook the bag a bit. “How strong did you make ‘em? Will there be jello shots at the next party? And who’s gonna be there, I dunno if maybe me showin’ up s’a little too college guy at a high school party.”
📱 text → morgan
morgan: i'm honestly so amused
morgan: oh man you're right, you might be my best date ever! :P
morgan: i'm not gonna post it on my insta or anything
morgan: maybe just send a snapchat to a couple people
morgan: i'm only teasing of course
zoe: :////
zoe: i can do a no handed cartwheel i just thought
zoe: i can probably still fit into my cheer uniform
zoe: if u snap it to someone just make it hot people please
masonduchanne:
“…Cute, ‘sad boy’ thing?” Mason just raised an eyebrow up at the girl, almost like he couldn’t believe the words had come out of her mouth - but he shouldn’t have been so surprised when it came to Zoe. He was already too lost in a laugh that echoed across the room to question it any further. “Alright, alright - let’s just slow down here. For one, Zoe, I’ve got work in the mornin’, so, uh, a late night dancin’ in Mobile might not be the best call. Two - do you actually think I own a sweater vest? Because I gotta be honest, that just hurts my feelings. Don’t know if I’m gonna be able to forgive you for that one.”
“Yea y’know, cute sad boy thing. You’re cute, you’re sad, everyone loves that shit. Girls love that shit. They just wanna take you home and make out with you and then try and fix you. S’weird, I don’t know Mase-- m’just tryin’ to get you some.” She wasn’t going to slow down, she was barely listening. “You know what you sound like right now? You ever see the Charlie Brown movies? Y’know the grown ups? M’not listenin’-- you’ve worked thirty six hour shifts on no sleep before haven’t you. I really wanna teach you how to slut drop Mason Duchanne-- are you gonna say no to me?”
📱 text → ty
ty: i think for sure but if she doesn't like. what is she gonna do? uninstall it? it's over for her
ty: wait wait wait wait you know what you should do you should get one of those like
ty: porch tables with an umbrella? but put the pole through it
ty: perform on the table at dinner parties
ty:
zoe: feels like she'll be supportive
zoe: that sounds amazing wtf
zoe: so fun!
zoe: i'm gonna have dinner parties now
zoe: next question
zoe: how does one make it clap
📱 text → max
max: i don't think they're made of the same thing
max: but now i have a very vivid image of chief becker and all of the others pole dancing
max: amazing
max: right? and you know what i'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking. channing tatum is not hot. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
max: he's a bi icon though, i'll give him that
max: i googled 'strip club names'
max: i give you: the landing strip.
max: god there are so many terrible names
max: boobie bungalow??? pink taco? jesus
zoe: that's how they get ready for the calendar photoshoots i bet
zoe: channign tatum looks like a thumb
zoe: bi icon or not
zoe: he looks like a thumb
zoe: i kinda like the landing strip
zoe: that's what we're calling our apartment now
zoe: instead of welcome to casa rheeduchanne
zoe: it's welcome to the landing strip
dexhudson:
“—Yikes, did you see that?” Dexter turned to @zoerhee who happened to be sitting beside him at Bootleggers. It was, surprisingly, one of his favorite places in town, and he frequented it at last a couple of times a week simply because he loved the vibe. “Is the wing challenge really that intense? That guy just ran out looking like he was about to be sick,” he murmured in disbelief to the stranger.
The wing challenge was a sensitive subject for her, she was still a little salty that her sister’s picture was on the wall. “Yeah it’s that bad. I did it once, once-- ate three wings and I felt like I’d stuck my head in a pit of lava. You know that game? The floor is lava? My whole mouth-- my whole mouth was lava.” She turned to look at the retreating figure before turning back. “You should try it.”
morgan-callaway:
Morgan inspected the drink as Zoe explained what it was, bringing it to her nose to smell it, probably not the best of ideas. Her face scrunched up. “This smells combustible.” She spoke with a little giggle. “Maybe it’s called a painkiller cause that’s what we’ll need in the morning. Is this gonna be one of those kinda nights?” Her eyebrow raised as she held up her drink towards Zoe. “Cheers?
“Taste it--” she urged. “It’s like freakin’ skittles. It’s one of those drinks that tastes like there’s no alcohol when in reality there’s like sixteen. Like sixteen alcohols.” She raised her glass to clink against Morgan’s. “That kinda night-- c’mon, I’ve got us a designated driver.”
noramcdowell:
“My stature is a little… small for those basketball ass cheeks innit”
“No-- I don’t think so. Anyone can be a big booty hoe if they really believe in themselves.”
noramcdowell:
“Realistically speaking.. do you think it’s too late to take a loan out for some enhancements and become the next Dollie Parton?”
@frostfordstart
“Absolutely not. Switch things up, go for the butt implants and you’re a god damned star.”
javisterling:
“I think you’re right.” Javi nodded.
“I know I am. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number. Glad you see it my way cause you are definitely like top three hottest Sterling brothers.”
📱 text → andrew
andrew: wait you're serious?
andrew: like you'd hit up javi and ask him?
andrew: oh this is about your sister
andrew: jacob ended it w serena
zoe: why does it matter who it's about just tell me christ
zoe: you're the one that told me in the first place
zoe: leave anna out of the equation
zoe: i see
zoe: thanks kiddo
zoe: blocking your number for real now
📱 text → andrew
andrew: yeah him and like five others
andrew: yeah whatever
andrew: i have a better personality. not moping over an ex-wife. really puts me at the top of the rankings tbh.
andrew: so you're saying you really wanna talk about dancing with the stars?
zoe: yea i know you're all carbon copies its weird
zoe: ok kiddo im gonna block ur number now k
zoe: wonder what javi's up to
📱 text → andrew
andrew: why would flirting with him break a moral code?
andrew: how long have you had a thing for ethan?
andrew: is it because he looks like me ;)
zoe: don't ask me for logic
zoe: he has this sad boy thing going on still hung up on his ex wife
zoe: uh first of all
zoe: you look like him
zoe: and you ain't even that cute you're just tall
zoe: that goes for all of u
zoe: tell me what happened before i go and hit up vince instead
📱 text → andrew
andrew: is this about your sister being into my brother?
zoe: don't ask me questions i'm going to continuously avoid answering please
zoe: i'd rather go and flirt with ethan now that he's divorced but apparently i should have some sort of moral compass or whatever so
zoe: here i am
zoe: asking you