potential break up song

some men die under the mountain looking for gold. some die looking for a hand to hold.

[asiansincinema]

[zoerhee]

javisterling​:

“This is kind of uncomfortable for me, Zoe,” Javi said, blinking rapidly. “But thank you.” 

“Yeah, see-- forgot you were only hot til you started talkin’.” This was why she had eyes for only one Sterling. “Maybe next time don’t say I was right, hm? I take it back.”

[zoerhee]

ethanxwang​:

“So pi… thoughts?”

@frostfordstart​

“Cake.” She countered. Poor Ethan. He didn’t see it coming. “Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.” 

[zoerhee]

blveargcnt​:

“No, no, I’m still workin’ for my mama. I’ve got a little bit of a debt to pay off. It’s a long story, so not interesting, but the point is, I have a lot of jello shots now. I haven’t had a housewarmin’ yet, but I’m going to next weekend. You’re totally invited.”

“I’ll take ‘em all. Don’t worry, I know how not to puke.” She shook the bag a bit. “How strong did you make ‘em? Will there be jello shots at the next party? And who’s gonna be there, I dunno if maybe me showin’ up s’a little too college guy at a high school party.”

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → morgan

morgan: i'm honestly so amused

morgan: oh man you're right, you might be my best date ever! :P

morgan: i'm not gonna post it on my insta or anything

morgan: maybe just send a snapchat to a couple people

morgan: i'm only teasing of course

zoe: :////

zoe: i can do a no handed cartwheel i just thought

zoe: i can probably still fit into my cheer uniform

zoe: if u snap it to someone just make it hot people please

[zoerhee]

masonduchanne​:

“…Cute, ‘sad boy’ thing?” Mason just raised an eyebrow up at the girl, almost like he couldn’t believe the words had come out of her mouth - but he shouldn’t have been so surprised when it came to Zoe. He was already too lost in a laugh that echoed across the room to question it any further. “Alright, alright - let’s just slow down here. For one, Zoe, I’ve got work in the mornin’, so, uh, a late night dancin’ in Mobile might not be the best call. Two -  do you actually think I own a sweater vest? Because I gotta be honest, that just hurts my feelings. Don’t know if I’m gonna be able to forgive you for that one.”

“Yea y’know, cute sad boy thing. You’re cute, you’re sad, everyone loves that shit. Girls love that shit. They just wanna take you home and make out with you and then try and fix you. S’weird, I don’t know Mase-- m’just tryin’ to get you some.” She wasn’t going to slow down, she was barely listening. “You know what you sound like right now? You ever see the Charlie Brown movies? Y’know the grown ups? M’not listenin’-- you’ve worked thirty six hour shifts on no sleep before haven’t you. I really wanna teach you how to slut drop Mason Duchanne-- are you gonna say no to me?”

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → ty

ty: i think for sure but if she doesn't like. what is she gonna do? uninstall it? it's over for her

ty: wait wait wait wait you know what you should do you should get one of those like

ty: porch tables with an umbrella? but put the pole through it

ty: perform on the table at dinner parties

ty:

zoe: feels like she'll be supportive

zoe: that sounds amazing wtf

zoe: so fun!

zoe: i'm gonna have dinner parties now

zoe: next question

zoe: how does one make it clap

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → max

max: i don't think they're made of the same thing

max: but now i have a very vivid image of chief becker and all of the others pole dancing

max: amazing

max: right? and you know what i'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking. channing tatum is not hot. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

max: he's a bi icon though, i'll give him that

max: i googled 'strip club names'

max: i give you: the landing strip.

max: god there are so many terrible names

max: boobie bungalow??? pink taco? jesus

zoe: that's how they get ready for the calendar photoshoots i bet

zoe: channign tatum looks like a thumb

zoe: bi icon or not

zoe: he looks like a thumb

zoe: i kinda like the landing strip

zoe: that's what we're calling our apartment now

zoe: instead of welcome to casa rheeduchanne

zoe: it's welcome to the landing strip

[zoerhee]

dexhudson​:

“—Yikes, did you see that?” Dexter turned to @zoerhee​ who happened to be sitting beside him at Bootleggers. It was, surprisingly, one of his favorite places in town, and he frequented it at last a couple of times a week simply because he loved the vibe. “Is the wing challenge really that intense? That guy just ran out looking like he was about to be sick,” he murmured in disbelief to the stranger. 

The wing challenge was a sensitive subject for her, she was still a little salty that her sister’s picture was on the wall. “Yeah it’s that bad. I did it once, once-- ate three wings and I felt like I’d stuck my head in a pit of lava. You know that game? The floor is lava? My whole mouth-- my whole mouth was lava.” She turned to look at the retreating figure before turning back. “You should try it.”

[zoerhee]

morgan-callaway​:

Morgan inspected the drink as Zoe explained what it was, bringing it to her nose to smell it, probably not the best of ideas. Her face scrunched up. “This smells combustible.” She spoke with a little giggle. “Maybe it’s called a painkiller cause that’s what we’ll need in the morning. Is this gonna be one of those kinda nights?” Her eyebrow raised as she held up her drink towards Zoe. “Cheers?

“Taste it--” she urged. “It’s like freakin’ skittles. It’s one of those drinks that tastes like there’s no alcohol when in reality there’s like sixteen. Like sixteen alcohols.” She raised her glass to clink against Morgan’s. “That kinda night-- c’mon, I’ve got us a designated driver.”

[zoerhee]

noramcdowell​:

“My stature is a little… small for those basketball ass cheeks innit”

“No-- I don’t think so. Anyone can be a big booty hoe if they really believe in themselves.”

[zoerhee]

noramcdowell​:

“Realistically speaking.. do you think it’s too late to take a loan out for some enhancements and become the next Dollie Parton?”

@frostfordstart​

“Absolutely not. Switch things up, go for the butt implants and you’re a god damned star.”

[zoerhee]

javisterling​:

“I think you’re right.” Javi nodded. 

“I know I am. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number. Glad you see it my way cause you are definitely like top three hottest Sterling brothers.”

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → andrew

andrew: wait you're serious?

andrew: like you'd hit up javi and ask him?

andrew: oh this is about your sister

andrew: jacob ended it w serena

zoe: why does it matter who it's about just tell me christ

zoe: you're the one that told me in the first place

zoe: leave anna out of the equation

zoe: i see

zoe: thanks kiddo

zoe: blocking your number for real now

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → andrew

andrew: yeah him and like five others

andrew: yeah whatever

andrew: i have a better personality. not moping over an ex-wife. really puts me at the top of the rankings tbh.

andrew: so you're saying you really wanna talk about dancing with the stars?

zoe: yea i know you're all carbon copies its weird

zoe: ok kiddo im gonna block ur number now k

zoe: wonder what javi's up to

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → andrew

andrew: why would flirting with him break a moral code?

andrew: how long have you had a thing for ethan?

andrew: is it because he looks like me ;)

zoe: don't ask me for logic

zoe: he has this sad boy thing going on still hung up on his ex wife

zoe: uh first of all

zoe: you look like him

zoe: and you ain't even that cute you're just tall

zoe: that goes for all of u

zoe: tell me what happened before i go and hit up vince instead

[zoerhee]

📱 text  → andrew

andrew: is this about your sister being into my brother?

zoe: don't ask me questions i'm going to continuously avoid answering please

zoe: i'd rather go and flirt with ethan now that he's divorced but apparently i should have some sort of moral compass or whatever so

zoe: here i am

zoe: asking you