new romantics.

While my friends were getting high and chasing girls down parkway lines, I was losing my mind because the love I gave was wasted on a nice face.

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RP MEME → [1/?] MOODBOARDS  → WHEELS

C: /: im still sad over having to leave my avocados gimme a moment C: ur cute but i need time to move on and be who i am C: my poor avocados i hope u understand :( K: how do i leave a group chat K: i feel disrespectd K: except thnx for pickng us charlie gotta say im touched Z: is this an hsm2 reference oh my god charlie Z: + u wont leave us kyle you love us too much js

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Tim: let's share a fruit salad

Tim: i'm a dumbass but i still want to hknow that you feel the same or felt something for me at one point

Zoey: thats not even a real salad

Zoey: would it crazy boost your ego to the point of insufferability if i said yes?

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Tim: we're a pair

Tim: hey, listen- i like you and i was a dumbass but it's ok i can wait

Zoey: we're a pear

Zoey [unsent]: hey, listen- i like you too and im still a dumbass because i didnt tell you and i dont even know what im waiting for

Zoey: hey, listen- you're a dumbass but you deserve better than this so dont do that

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Tim: mine too

Tim: i did, i don't want to take it back

Zoey: oh thats funny were like a lucky pair

Zoey: hey no listen dont. i mean it. im serious.

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Tim: hey, you called me #7

Tim: i'm okay with being anything s'long as it means you like me and want me

Zoey: yeah, guess you're not as bad as idiot #6. plus, 7's my lucky number.

Zoey: dont say that you idiot

Zoey [unsent]: you deserve better than that

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Tim: i was such an idiot

Tim: but hey, if you ever end up single again or in need of a boyfriend, i'll be here

Zoey: you always are. idiot #7.

Zoey: yeah? you okay with being a rebound call?

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Tim: you're missing the side hoe

Tim: but okay, that was my bad-- didn't ask when i had the go

Tim: you remember when i invited you to come watch me play? that was me wanting to ask you on a date but i chickened out

Zoey [unsent]: god what the fuck

Zoey [unsent]: why didnt you just ask me out. you knew i liked you. i looked like a dumb schoolgirl with fucking hearts in my eyes. and then i didnt stop staring at you when you stole me away from my birthday party and we drove around town. so why. didnt. you. fucking. say. something.

Zoey: alright. yeah well you missed your shot so

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Tim: i have never been more serious in my life, zoey

Zoey: youre never serious so i dont know how to take that

Zoey: but regardless: i have a boyfriend. and a girlfriend.

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Tim: bingo

Tim: also i wanted to ask you on a date

Zoey: what

Zoey: thats a joke right

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Tim: nerdy jerk, honestly

Tim: guess why i texted

Zoey: you contracted a rare kind of STI and youre tracking down every girl who has ever looked at you to see if they were the one who ruined your life and made you incapable of ever giving birth again

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Tim: My number was actually 7, but missed you too, sunshine

Zoey: is that what you got from that? smh 6, smh.

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Tim: are you sure you don't know who this is

Tim: don't get a feeling of who it is at all, princess?

Zoey: lemme guess

Zoey: it's creepy weird guy who thinks he actually has a chance with me/is funny but is wrong about both those things #6

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Tim (unsent): I kinda miss you, jerk

Tim: hey

Zoey [unsent]: havent heard from you in a while

Zoey [unsent]: hey you

Zoey: new phone who dis

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{ ✉️ wheels }

C: /: im still sad over having to leave my avocados gimme a moment

C: ur cute but i need time to move on and be who i am

C: my poor avocados i hope u understand :(

K: how do i leave a group chat

K: i feel disrespectd

K: except thnx for pickng us charlie gotta say im touched

Z: is this an hsm2 reference oh my god charlie

Z: + u wont leave us kyle you love us too much js

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{ ✉️ wheels }

C: fine i'll have to leave the avocados at home :/

C: u guys have so much faith in me i really feel the love wow

C: it was a close call but i DID pick u guys so wtf

K: zo i cant believe it

K: she picked US

K: except now she wont shut up abt it, does this give me a promotion?

Z: IM HONESTLY SO EMO SHE PICKED US

Z: CHARLIE THE LOML THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Z: kyle u can leave

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kyletaylr:

No fucking way you’re getting two thirds, not without a fight. I’d go half-and-half first; don’t push it that far. I did say it, nice job on the observation. That still doesn’t mean it’d ever happen. I’m not gross—don’t even try to lie about that shit, it’s not cute. Although… that might be a bit of a stretch. You’re cute, I can’t lie. Do I? That’s news to me. You’re wrong there, though. I’m definitely not always trash, but you are right about the dating part. 

Half-and-half is a start, and also a good kind of cream, but definitely not good enough. It’s two thirds, or we break up on this spot, Kyle Taylor. No ifs, ands or buts. You’re so gross, and I’m so cute. I guess its true what they say about opposites, right? Yeah, you do. You love me so much, it’s embarrassing, really. But yeah, why are we dating?

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( text ✉️ bird brain )

bee: i guess you'll never know then

zee: why are you like this