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[bandagedthoughtsblog]

[goodsticklehky]

jani nyman's first nhl goal in his first nhl game! | MTL@SEA | 12 March 2025

+ his parents' reaction 💙

[finnesse]

a dub for the baby finn squids (insert nikke) 🐙

[janiecakes13]

Bring back saying bff instead of bsf...like I'm not your bsf, I'm your bff, and I will die on that hill!

[robbyshelmet]

half a foot forward and yall could make out on that bike, old men

[zoewoey]

can one of those hockey RPF writers write a fanfiction about the ducks winning the vegas series and possibly the stanley cup i'm actually going to cry

[etheltempest]

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[atmeal012]

[zoewoey]

i'm so hungry i could eat a horse

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (3 May 2020).

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[jaesawalth]

nhl ig 4.1.26

[venusbabyy222]

beckett sennecke if you go and beat up carter hart you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh