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HUNTR/X'S LYRICIST AND RAPPER , ★ | MAKNAE !!

[zoey-in-it]

★ | Introduction!!

HI EEEE THIS IS A ZOEY ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT!! This is not my first time making an RP account, but still, bear with me here… BUT. butbubtutbututut- let’s set some boundaries!! ah yes,, boundaries!

yes, I can gladly do ships! I can do oc ships, polytrix, zoeystery, any other rare pairs as long as they are LEGAL. JUST PLEASE NO MINOR X ADULTS THANK YOU.

askbox is open 24/7!! anon’s are allowed!! ASKS CAN GO FROM TURTLES TO EVERYTHING ELSE TEEHEE wait AS LONG AS IT ISNT.. WEIRD?? CAN BE FUN LITTLE QUESTIONS OR SOMETHING.

if there’s any.. unspoken RP rules in the kpdh fandom.. please tell me… 😞✌️ADMIN RP’S FOR SOME DEAD FANDOMS OKAY.

speaking of admin.. ADMIN POSTS START WITH OOC AND OR ENDS WITH ADMIN!! for a very gracious example…

balanababahah blah blah something something belhhhh

-ADMIN

OR

OOC: wowowo so interesting!! wise words about something!! woah!!

——— HEADER MADE BY : @rumi-night-light’s admin TEEHEE THEY’RE AWESOME

THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW, THIS WILL BE PINNED AND UPDATED FROM TIME TO TIME THANK YOU BYE UAHHAHAAAA

[zoey-in-it]

just a question - you don't have to answer, sorry if its invasive! are you an adhder - or even an audhder? many people say you are and i am quite curious. u don't have to be formally diagnosed btw xxxxx

ITS QUITE ALRIGHT MY ANON FRIEND stares at you with a grin

ouhhh good question… i believe soo… ask mira she handles the medical stuff… BUT MAYBE?? I DUNNO…

OOC: hello!! im the admin of this account, and it is my personal headcanon that well she does have adhd!! i may not really represent it well and im trying to do some more research on it but. busy.

[zoey-in-it]

Hi! It looks like there are a bunch of dimensional variants of you and the others. Do you have a favourite variant of each person?

heheh I know right… it’s like into the spider verse all over again… wow… BUTTT MY FAVORITE MIRA IS- darn I forgot her name. I FORGOT EVERYONES NAME NO. NOOO WHY DID IT HAVE TO END LIKE THIS

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Haiii!!!! How ya doin! Also guess what?

I was listening to animal noises and came across a turtle, and tell me why their noises sound so funny and adorable. I want a pet turtle and name it Michelangelo! I want a turtle so badly

IM DOING GRAEAYFAUDJAH AAA AA AAAHDVJAGAJSGAJ AAA

they’re goofy and sosososo cute i love them. i would adopt one but… I don’t have much time to take care of one… sobs and rolls around on ground.

MICHELANGELO. FROM TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES- HOLY MOLY YOU SHOULD GET LIKE FOUR TURTLES AND NAME THEM EACH A MEMBER OF THE TMNT and a rat you cannot forget the rat.

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Special Crow delivery :] TURTLE LIGHTS!!!

holy moly. no way.

like how Alexander Hamilton said, “i have been looking for you” in the Hamilton musical.

HOW IVE YEARNED FOR THIS?

LIFE SUDDENLY IS BRIGHT AND COVERED MY WALLS ENTIRELY.

[zoey-in-it]

I love all those little multi flavored chocolates!!! also, favorite hot chocolate? it's been freezing here so it seems fitting, assuming you drink hot chocolate in the blanket forts? I'm also assuming blanket forts. but like, I would build blanket forts.

MULTI FLAVORED CHOCOLATES? this is giving me some serious willy wonka vibes. i’d love to eat one…

FAVORITE HOT CHOCOLATE… exactly 10 marshmallows, throw your cup of milk into the microwave and get some chocolate sauce or powder and THROWN IT IN THERE- okay not REALLY in there just… pour it in,,, BOOM HOT CHOCOLATE BABYY

of course i do? why the heck would i not?? ITS AN AMAZING SAFE SPACE WHERE I CAN REWATCH TEEN TITANS AND CARMEN SANDIEGO OKAY LAYING ON PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AND SHIGGILING

[zoey-in-it]

Hey again, Zoey! I just thought I'd ask--have you ever been to Oregon? We have a lot of really cool shit up here that I think you'd love to check out.

OREGON? where ye oregon trail was at!!

ID LOVE TO GO BUT I NEVER DID. which sucks yes yes i know. i know they have the Wild West vibes… YEEHAW HOWDY COAWBOY GIDDY UP ON YER HORSES

sticks a strand of wheat into mouth and wears a bandana

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Meese are what happens if you give a goose size and antlers, chaos and a willingness to do what they please and make it everyone's problem

meese… a COMBINATION OF A GEESE AND MOOSE.

OH NO ARE WE DOOMED?? I DONT WANT ANY DUCKS RAMMING TOWARDS ME FOR BREAD CRUMBS

i say while adopting one casually if they ever existed

[zoey-in-it]

In the spirit of February coming up;

Do you have a favorite flower? Maybe a flavor of chocolate that you like best?

since it is February… i will answer… heheh… sorry for the late reply life has been hard for admin. WHICH SUCKS. BUTTTTATAVGA

favorite flower… hmm. probably some poppy’s and lavenders- OH LILIES OF THE VALLEY ARE SUPER CUTE

dark chocolate no questions asked hands down

[rumi-night-light]

go ask zoey how big a moose is..

Huh... alright!

Hey @zoey-in-it how big is a moose?

[zoey-in-it]

uh. a moose is like.. one mira tall… has antlers like a deer, but it’s more thicker… doesn’t look like a deer.. moose’s are more hairy and bigger… uhhh

[rumi-night-light]

Okay this sent me on a research dive, did you know moose...mooses? Meese? Can dive like 6 meters (20 feet) and sometimes get eaten by orcas while diving? Why are they so tall??? What size must an orca be to eat one?? I'm nervous

[zoey-in-it]

bigger question. why do moose’s dive anyways…?

[sunkenbeast]

Soft polytrix for my comeback to tumblr

I love them dearly, and they make me happy

[rumi-night-light]

go ask zoey how big a moose is..

Huh... alright!

Hey @zoey-in-it how big is a moose?

[zoey-in-it]

uh. a moose is like.. one mira tall… has antlers like a deer, but it’s more thicker… doesn’t look like a deer.. moose’s are more hairy and bigger… uhhh

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Zoey... I'm sorry to say, but I think anyone at your thanksgiving table already is very aware of your personal proclivities as far as bedroom partners(also known as being being the gayest gay to ever gay). also, fuji apple and ginger red bull is the best one. ah! but I should ask a question! these are called asks after all, so, given it's almost February tell us, any big plans for Valentines? or perhaps Chocolate Day the day after?

HEY SHSHSHHHH SHHH YOURE GONNA SPOIL MY SURPRISE. im so happy… and grateful… to be the gayest gay to ever gay here… as a kpop idol and turtle hyperfixated gay, i am glad to be given this medal of honor…

FUJI APPLE AND GINGER RED BULL?? I never knew you had such interesting taste in drinks… thats so cool…I THINK THEYRE NICE- THOUGH I JUST LIKE TO STICK TO MY USUAL DRINKS

February hehhh… the month of love.. and romance.. IM GONNA try… TRY TO MAKE BROWNIES AND LIKE GIVE IT TO MIRA AND RUMI ALL PRETTY YK… maybe buy some flowers… TEEHEEEHAHAHA 🥹🥹✌️ OHHH CHOCOLATE DAY- I ALMOST FORGOT I ORDERED SOME MULTI-FLAVORED CHOCOLATES WITH LIKE DIFFERENT TYPES IN A BOX. so there like.. caramel.. white.. dark chocolate in one box of chocolates… LIKE THOSE AAA

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Actually speaking of energy drinksss do you collect the tabs and make things with them? Like a necklace or anything?

AAA YES YES YES IVE MADE A TURTLE WITH A HOT GLUE GUN, A NECKLACE WITH CHARMS, AND THE REST IS IN A JAW READY TO BE USED. but i don’t know what to make out of them… any ideas..?

[miragepiercer]

if it feels too safe... i get suspicious

[zoey-in-it]

there is a disturbance in the peace… /ref

smiles from ear to ear

[zoey-in-it]

Hi again, Zoey! :D How's my favorite HUNTR/X girl doing?

I thought I'd ask you: do you like mac and cheese? I personally can't get enough; probably in part because I'm autistic (which I hear you might also be). I've made a specific baked mac and cheese with white cheddar, colby jack and smoked gouda and it is lowkey better than sex. I've made the same dish with a few other additives, among them, (but not all at the same time) broccoli, ham, bacon, chicken, mushrooms, spinach, etc.

I also come bearing a giant turtle plushie. I figure you'll like this one cuz it's huge and huggable—a future one to add to your collection, maybe?

Just thought I'd say hi! Love from Oregon <3

AAAAAAAA IM DOING AWESOME SAUCEFUL. THANK YOU FOR ASKING TEEHEHE HOW ARE YOU??

mac and cheese… yum… that reminds me I haven’t ate mac and cheese in a long time. I DEMAND TO HAVE MAC AND CHEESE. AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT I MAY BE AUTISTIC… THATS not trueeee…. I THINK…. maybe………

also, I’m taking that recipe thank you… ITS SOUNDS DELICIOUS AAAUGH… and it’s better than sex? i’m up to try it… because i’m a RISK TAKER. HAHAHHAA!! hopefully I won’t burn anything down whist I make this… I might make Mira cook this for me… PERSONAL CHEF NUMBER ONE

A… A. ITS.. BEAUTIFUL AND LARGE AND GREEN AND EVERYTHING I WAS LOOKING FOR AS A HUGE HUGGABLE SLEEPING PLUSH. YOURE LITERALLY FEEDING MY HYPERFIXATIONS- AAAAAAA I NEED THIS TIRTLE IN MY COLLECTION NOW. NO QUESTIONS ASKED ITS PERFECT IN EVERY SHAPE, FORM, SIZE, ANYTHING YOU THINK OF. thank you for showing me this….

TEEHEEE ASDDHHAHA YOURE SO SWEET AUGHHH HIII 🥹💞💞

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I must know as I'm obsessed with red bull to keep me functioning (I can stop whenever I want!) what's your favorite red bull? (also, same anon as before so, be careful reading the stairs one, I hear it's heart breaking, I can't bring myself to face it :3)

AAAAAAAAJAGAJSGAHDGWJA AAA Red Bull gives you wingssss… also real. I’ll stop when I actually have unlimited enegry… greheheheh….. cackles mischievously and screeches

MY FAVORITE RED BULL? i’m honored. we have tropical… basically all the tropical fruits in one drink… like a Hawaiian fruit punch..and BLUE RASPBERRY. BECAUSE WHO DOESNT LIKE BLUE RASPBERRY? If you like cherry, COOL BUT BLUE RASPBERRY.

don’t worry dear anon… I’ll be careful reading the fanfic… I promise… shhh… Zoey’s got this… she’ll actually read the tags this time…