at least im less emo than before

I'd kill for the sun to never rise again When I die, sext me through a ouija board check the #mine for my posts i guess instagram~ @zombatman1738 kik~ shankapotomus21

[arianka]

[zombatman-blog]

no one: ur cute

[zombatman-blog]

Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[zombatman-blog]

shocked and disappointed to find out that those outdoor sex boxes? ya know the little wooden ones in trees with the hole for your dick? yeah theyre for BIRDS. how fucked up is that

[bekflskgkslhllr-deactivated2022]

me flirting: hi i’m heavily medicated can i get ur number

[thebootydiaries]

can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”

[frogs-in-games]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) and Majora’s Mask (2000)

[frogs-in-games]

Ribbit King (2003)

[obscurevideogames]

tonguelashing - Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure (NIS - PSX - 2000)  

[frogs-in-games]

Overwatch (2016)

[frogs-in-games]

Turok: Evolution (2002)

[frogs-in-games]

Crash Bandicoot: Warped (1998)

[frogs-in-games]

Slippy Toad in the Star Fox series (1993-2011)

[frogs-in-games]

Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing (2010)