•Dan/Dude•

He/Him • Postal blog • Requests OPEN 🧟‍♂️ I ♡ POSTAL! 🧟‍♂️ Disc: Zombie_Machine_Gun main: zombergerx

[abuffwizard]

POTAL

[rrorouw]

Postal Dude illustration :]

[abuffwizard]

[critterishere]

Idk what to caption this😭😭 help

tag yourself I’m feeling like p2 currently

[buggylovecake]

why tf is he doing that can someone tell him to cut that out

[det-symphony85]

⚠️

- 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷 𝚆𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁, 𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚁

[zombie-machine-gun]

I like to think any and all Postal Dude variants are canon, kinda like Hatsune Miku.

[relapserehabrecovery]

bullet trail

[vampiricvisions]

Postal zombie gun sex

[zombie-machine-gun]

My attempt at p1 (WIP)

(Art requests open)

[zombie-machine-gun]

Postal Fandom: Whats your favorite Dude ship?

Im doing research...

Dude ships

p1 x p2

p1 x p3

p1 x p4

p2 x p3

p2 x p4

p3 x p4

BD x OD

None

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[zombie-machine-gun]

Getting really into postal lately, anyone got any art requests?

[zombie-machine-gun]

p3 catches you shoplifting while off duty

[frune-ei]

Starting with an animation ☝️

Song: murder was the case - Snoop Dogg

[horrorhare]

COME OUT AND PLAY

[jimothy-hopkins]

This is so well done I LOVE it!

[paradiseaz]

ok I fw with the movie dude petplay anon he would fucking love being called a goodboy

I love movie dude I don’t talk about him enough… he’d get off so hard being called a good boy. I actually quite enjoy p3 x pm and I think p3 should put pm in a collar and leash. p3 would tease pm by pressing his boot to pm’s crotch and getting him hard before taking his foot away and telling pm he’ll get what he wants when he behaves like a good boy. pm would get on his back and show his belly to submit to p3 and he’d whine and beg to be touched and he’d tell p3 he’ll be such a good boy. p3 would shove him on his hands and knees and fuck him from behind while pulling on the leash and pm gets off being choked and praised

[the-airie]

I love P1 Dude so much it physically hurts me. I love him in his late twenties. I love him in his early twenties. I love to see him drawn as a pretty boy. I love to see him drawn as an ugly creep. I love when people picture him as a gun nut conspiracy theorist. I love when people picture him as a good Catholic boy with immense guilt. I love when people picture him as a war vet with PTSD. I love to see him skinny. I love to see him with a bit of muscle. I love it when he's bitter and guarded. I love him when he's weird and off putting. I love him when he's shy and sweet. I love him when he's on his healing arc. I love him when he's completely lost it. I love his paranoid delusions. I love his religious psychosis. I love his self-harm scars. I love his gun fetish. I love his acne. I love his long metalhead hair. I love his straitjacket. I love his green eyes clearly visible. I love his eyes hidden behind his shades. I love him wearing a golden cross. I love him wearing a silver cross. I love all possible imaginings of him.