What I do is not up to you.

30 yo. She/Her. Lesbian. Married. Ravenclaw. Spoonie. Female character stan. Femslash fan.

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[textsfrompurgatory]

[n-haught]

wearp + text posts (5/?) - 2x06 whiskey lullaby edition

[whatelsecanwedonow]

[younggayanddoingokay]

How did THIS into the movie when THAT SECOND GIF dDID NOT WHAT IS THIS SACRILEGE?!!!??!

[flamefont]

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[ilovecarlyraejepsen]

three times nicole haught was the unkillable gay

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Clint yells the floor is lava as he’s hanging from the vents, recording the chaos

Natasha immediately backflips onto the couch and settles down to watch tv 

Thor is shouting because he doesn’t see any lava how does he participate in these festives hawk?!

Steve is standing completely still in confusion 

Bruce climbs up onto the coffee table carefully, drinking his tea and looking like it’s totally normal to stand on a coffee table

Tony busts into laughter as the suit assembles around him and he goes to drag Clint out of the vents and drop him onto the floor 

Clint starts screaming and climbs Steve, who stands there and lets it happen because jfc these people

[sindotexe]

Coulson calmly walks in from the elevator and parkours his way over to Tony to drop off paperwork and is gone instantly

Pepper drops by and a walkway pops up from the ground so she can come by and tell tony that he’s going to be late for another gala and her heels click on the way out

[gilajames]

Bucky leaps into the air, grabs Steve around the waist and flings them both onto the other couch because Jesus Christ, Stevie, he’s a brainwashed assassin and even he knows not to walk on the floor when it’s lava.

Sam just pops out his wings and hangs out near the ceiling.  

[kisleth]

T’Challa is just chillin’ while hanging by his claws like the cat that stuck to the rafters after getting thrown there

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

Don’t forget Peter Parker who instantly webs himself a hammock and hangs from the ceiling watching everyone else scramble

[sludgebitch]

vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

[mickeyandcompany]

Things you didn’t know about Lilo & Stitch (adapted from Oh My Disney)

[gobstones]

character posters: dean thomas.

“my parents are muggles, mate,” said dean, shrugging. “they don’t know nothing about no deaths at hogwarts, because i’m not stupid enough to tell them.”

[zombieannamilton]

I was wondering if anyone has recs to MCU fics of Darcy Lewis or Wanda Maximoff (fu CW, she’s still Jewish, and Romani) reacting to the events in Charlottesville? I’m really hoping to read some.

[cherik]

You know, I’m twelve minutes older than you.

[cobaltzosia]

Never mind all these beautiful historical dramas I want a modern day sit com about the Romantic poets like

Byron, Shelley, and Keats are roommates.

Byron is constantly a dick and Keats is constantly like “fight me” and Shelley is constantly exasperated. 

“I swear to God, George, if you even think about fighting him-” “Well he asked me to.”  “He’s also five feet tall.” 

Felicia Hemans lives across the hall from them and everyone thinks she’s really sweet because she bakes a lot and dresses conservatively but she is constantly lowkey throwing shade at everyone. 

Byron hates her because she’s better than him at everything. 

Mary Wollstonecraft also lives in their building and owns a lot of t-shirts with feminist slogans on. 

Every time she bumps into Shelley in the hallway he asks whether her daughter is coming to visit any time soon. He is much less subtle about it than he thinks he is. 

Byron frequently gets into flame wars with people on the internet. 

“George it’s 3am why are you still awake?”  “Someone was talking shit about Pope.” “Not again.” 

At this point, Keats and Shelley have a script they can run through every time they open the door to a crying person asking why Byron never called them back. 

A running joke in which there is a loud noise every time someone says Shelley’s middle name correctly. 

Another running joke in which Byron and his sister constantly get mistaken for a couple. 

[alloverthegaf]

I can’t believe people actually… clean out their likes. They go through all of their likes to reblog and remove shit. Like… how organised is that. How… what gives you that kind of motivation

[obviousplant]