Zombie Biscuits N’ Gravy

M. 26. Writer. Multi-Fandom

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

[znerd]

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[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[thegoodlannister]

klaus, in court: your honor, I would like to plead guilty, as well as request the death penalty -

judge: this is… a parking ticket…

[znerd]

Z Nation + The Onion Headlines 12/?

[zombiebiscuitsngravy-blog]

Just Do It

Fandom: Z Nation

George St. Claire x Female!Reader

Word Count: 1,115

Warnings: mention of canon-like violence, dorky fluff.

Also on Ao3

“You need to tell her, George,” Warren insisted, her hands on her hips.

“Uh, no I don’t. We have a lot on our plate. We have priorities.” She furrowed her brow at her friend. “We may have rebels on our hands, traitors. And you’re concerned about my love life?” Warren chuckled, rolling her eyes.

“She’s right over there. It’s not going to take long—”

“But what if she freaks out?” George shook her head, crossing her arms over her chest. “Geez, I sound like a fucking teenager.”

“You’re acting like one,” Warren teased. “Go talk to her. The rest can wait.” She shook her head at the young leader. “You might not get another chance.” She had a point. Who knew what was going to happen next?

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[wrongumbrellaacademy]

Luther, being dragged out of a club by Klaus: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives.

Klaus: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Ben: No let him finish.

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

[the-hargreeves-family]

Umbrella academy incorrect quotes #8

Klaus: i hate when people ask ‘what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?’ Like…awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[shitpost-anewmusical]

Diego: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Klaus: *drinks all of it*

Klaus: It’s perfume

[zombiebiscuitsngravy-blog]

Distraction

Fandom: Z Nation

Pairing: George St. Claire x Female!Reader

Word Count: 976

Warnings: mention of loss (related to apocalypse), fluff.

A/N: This is my first Z Nation fic, so please be gentle. I am verysurprised by the lack of George x Reader fics. So, there’s one. This takes place early on in Season 5.

“An office? This is your room?” You chuckled as you gazed around the small, barely painted room. Sure, it was practically luxury for the apocalypse. A roof and walls, a blanket, and fucking pillow. “I can dig it.” You furrowed your brow as you realized there was no sort of mattress, nothing to sleep on but the concrete-like floor. “No sleeping bag? Yoga mat?”

George shook her head. “Nah, I can’t sleep on anything but the ground anymore. I guess I’ve just gotten used to it.” She shrugged, which made your heart ping a little. How much had she suffered to be like this? You honestly didn’t want to think about it. You couldn’t fathom seeing such a kind person hurting.

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[disaster-klaus]

klaus hargreeves + text posts

[zombiebiscuitsngravy-blog]

Just Do It

Fandom: Z Nation

George St. Claire x Female!Reader

Word Count: 1,115

Warnings: mention of canon-like violence, dorky fluff.

Also on Ao3

“You need to tell her, George,” Warren insisted, her hands on her hips.

“Uh, no I don’t. We have a lot on our plate. We have priorities.” She furrowed her brow at her friend. “We may have rebels on our hands, traitors. And you’re concerned about my love life?” Warren chuckled, rolling her eyes.

“She’s right over there. It’s not going to take long—”

“But what if she freaks out?” George shook her head, crossing her arms over her chest. “Geez, I sound like a fucking teenager.”

“You’re acting like one,” Warren teased. “Go talk to her. The rest can wait.” She shook her head at the young leader. “You might not get another chance.” She had a point. Who knew what was going to happen next?

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