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jenna | 27 | she/her | trapped in eternal johnlock hell | sideblogs @cutiekogane, @darksidesuguru and @darlingalastor

[eternaljohnlock]

i'm so sorry to everyone i'm jumpscaring with my username when i follow but i made this blog in 2015 and it's my brand

[eternaljohnlock]

anyway my sideblogs are @darksidesuguru and @cutiekogane if you don't know why you're here✌️

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[astrophallus]

PHM + PRIDE aroace

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[londonlock]

for those who have seen bbc sherlock: have you ever felt infatuation for sherlock?

yes 🙈

no ✌️

see results 🙏

Voting ended on6h

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[cloudabserk]

it wants to be close to me. probably because it is so cold and soft & it knows i am strong and warm

[eneriology]

oh theyre at a case again. gnarly.

[classifiedsto3]

This was really fun to do

[rockytheeridian]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[kitsmade]

combining my favorite space people

[ozempicofficial]