[zombieologist23]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[zombieologist23]

keeping myself entertained. this one's a good one!

[zombieologist23]

having the best time making this playlist! great thing to keep me busy and chilled!

[zombieologist23]

great freaking song #NowPlaying Magnets by Disclosure

[zombieologist23]

cant understand people who are on tumblr everyday. isnt that weird? like doesnt IG and Twitter come first? i guess for me they do. IDK i strongly suggest following my life in 140 chars or less and/or pictures because words are boring in retrospect blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[alwayssunnytalk]

[zombieologist23]

#halloween #costume yo my sister and I made my #diy #poisionivy costume in literally 24 hours. I'm feeling awesome! #sirensofgotham ❤❤🌿🌿 (at Decatur, Georgia)

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[zombieologist23]

im the worst tumblr user ever. i forget all the time bc im too busy just sitting there being like “WUT” for four hours. 

[zombieologist23]

#finessin #wareagle #football kinda girl. sup #auburn

[zombieologist23]

my #ipsy #ipsybag for #October. more #purlisse and #leanni I consider it a random #win @ipsy

[zombieologist23]

#vacation #colorado #fuckyea #weddingweek #notmine #livinlife

[zombieologist23]

#selfie why not. Eight days til #colorado!

[zombieologist23]

#gameday season is back!! That means Paulie G.`s girls are hard at work! #sicilianstyle #kebobs #food #foodie #foodstagram #wareagle!! Lookout for more news about Paulie G.'s sicilian style street food #comingsoon #Atlanta #foodtruck 😘

[zombieologist23]

fall jams #NowPlaying Break Myself by Something Corporate

[zombieologist23]

fall jams #NowPlaying Break Myself by Something Corporate

[zombieologist23]

#drive #comics #jamessallis