The_Enemy

The Enemy, one of the best Zombie Novels ever. Fav character's: to many. Every death in this book series I was drowning in a pool of emotions!

[man-hitched-to-my-wagon]

“What the FUCK is up Kyle, no what did you say, what the FUCK dude, step the FUCK up Kyle”

- DogNut’s first words to Kyle when they met

[agonyisgrapeflavoured]

Me, when I haven’t spoken about Ryan in 0.1 seconds;

[agonyisgrapeflavoured]

Me, making numerous posts about Ryan, and literally everyone else in the fandom:

[zombieslayeralyssa]

Achilleus: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited.

Arran: If?

Ollie: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

[zombieslayeralyssa]

Well, I found Charlie Higson book’s at the library

[zombieslayeralyssa]

Maxie: So, what happened?

Akkie: I got into a fight with John.

Maxie: Why?

Akkie: He's a douche lord, so I hit him.

[cherrylaine]

Maybe this is why Charlie abandoned us….

[zombieslayeralyssa]

Jester: you're crying over the holloway kids

David: no I'm just allergic to dipshits

[shortforesmerelda]

The Enemy Meme: [2/2] Female Characters

Whitney

“At least Big Brother ain’t on the tv no more”

[shortforesmerelda]

The Fear-Charlie Higson (2011)

[zombieslayeralyssa]

DogNut: So... I got a voicemail from you after you went to the dentist.

Brooke: Oh no, I don’t want to hear this.

[Plays message]

Brooke: DogNut [laughs]... you have been warned, I am obvs veeeery out of it right now, which I don’t mean to be. Ummm, I don’t even know if I’ve called you in the first place, I could just be talking with my phone on my head... You dropped me off home when I wanted to do karaoke. That’s fine. That’s fine, y’know? That’s fine. That’s what happens. Courtney is with me and is being very rude which is very upsetting.

Courtney: Obviously not, it’s a complete lie. I’m not being rude.

Brooke: [To Courtney] I really like everybody. That’s really good when that happens.

Brooke: Anyway, uh, again... not quite sure that I’ve actually phoned anybody... or whose voicemail I’m leaving this on. Realistically, it could be anyone’s, couldn’t it? Could be Ed, could be the dentist. These are all recent calls in my call history and no one really knows. So let’s hope it's you DogNut.

[shortforesmerelda]

after reading the enemy series:

[zombieslayeralyssa]

Ed: If I were a gardener, I would put our ‘two-lips’ together.

Kyle: Awe babe!

DogNut: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Brooke: Thanks.

[the-twisted-kids]

“This is living like a queen.”

“I’d thought you’d rather live like a king,” said Maxie.

“Same difference,” said Achilleus

- Akkie is a Drag Queen confirmed

[the-twisted-kids]

Achilleus: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Maxie: We are not doing that.

Achilleus: Mistlefoe™

Maxie: Achilleus no.

[man-hitched-to-my-wagon]

Arran: Achilleus, I want you to apologize to Freak.

Achilleus: Fine. “Unfuck you” or whatever.

Freak: Dude…

[man-hitched-to-my-wagon]

The Enemy Series

The Fandom is smaller than you think

[But really can we get more people in here]