Ssej

27. lesbian. chef in training.

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[zombiessej]

#imhopeless #lesbianaf

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mega-bitchass]

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

[bedknees]

[veryfunnymemes]

[cat-memes-only]

[antigone-lesbian]

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

have yall seen girls?? literally??have u all laid eyes on any girl ever????? highest form of art

[americachavez]

I respect and admire ellen page as a wonderful human and actor but she has never played a convincing straight person in her entire career

[americachavez]

honestly if they wanted this romance to come across as anything but “closeted lesbian tries to date the first man who shows any sort of interest in her because she has unresolved attachment and emotional issues” they shouldn’t have cast ellen page

[tommyswiseau]

[zombiessej]

Really wish I could get back into playing indoor 😅

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[zombiessej]

This is exactly what I've done with my 2weeks off of work, ain't even mad.

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[fueledbysatan-deactivated201904]

fuck st denis tbh

[rdrvibes]

But I hate him…

[rdrvibes]

LEEENNNYYYY???

[rdrvibes]

Gavin…? 😪

#rdr2 #reddeadredemption2