Ain't That a Kick in the Head?

My name is Zombie, and welcome to my personal hell.

[taimatrolls]

AND DONE!!! Slams this down. Talksprite for Talula… Finally…

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[8bit-mau5]

Athren is now HERE WITH SPRITES !! in both his casual and work clothes. He really does hate his job as a bartender tbh

[p3pin0s-deactivated20211231]

if Todd Howard doesn’t give me a Valenwood elderscrolls game I will eat a copy of Skyrim every hour until he does 

[princetrolls]

Today’s warmup/inbetween sprite comms is Chrana pafnsaipf

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today’s one of man warm up scribbles brought to you by the muscular gay duo

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taimatrolls:

(+] oh really. now im a thief too? and gay? [+)

(+] arent you getting me mixed up with a certain greenblood shoplifter now? [+)

> You don’t even bother replying to the second part, instead you just kind of. Stare him down for assuming this is something you usually do apparently.

i (\/)ant help it that a lot of my friends fall under similar (\/)atagories, be(\/)ause like? i am pretty sure both of us have stolen stuff at one time or another so

> You give her that look, rocking your hips to your side as you put your hands down on your hips.

dont look at me like i dont know what i am talking about, i remember how much you joke about that stuff. it’s literally all we do.

just let me help you out adillo!!!!! god.

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 taimatrolls:

(+] yeah sure and to already had one i would need to have been able to buy it in the first place, dont you think? not to mention im not an idiot like you so id have it put up ages ago. [+)

> You place your hands on your hips, it’s too warm for crossing arms. Would get sweaty in seconds. Gross.

> You consider his offer for a moment, looking him over, then you shrug.

(+] maybe. i still like the hermit idea though. [+)

oh yeah be(\/)ause not being able to buy things have stopped you from getting stuff before. i (\/)ant believe adillo has gone soft and won’t steal everything her gay little hands (\/)an (\/)arry

>You huff indignantly, before trying to return to a normal tone. Hopefully before she punches you square in the gut.

why would you want to be more of a hermit anyway, at least your plains have like. breezes and stuff. youd freeze to death in the mountains. and no, dont say ‘good’ or anything edgy like that be(\/)ause wishing to die is a last sweep thing

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taimatrolls:

(+] oh yeah. ill just get an ac. right. however could i forget thats a thing [+)

(+] hey taskur c’mere a bit, ill let you in on a fun secret. [+)

> You grab him by the collar, firmly pulling him down to face you eye-level.

(+] you are a rich asshole. [+)

hey hey hey!!!

> Flail around a bit and try to right yourself, wincing in anticipation of getting absolutely decked in the fucking face.

i wasnt going to say that you have to buy them! god calm down i was just saying, like. i dont know if you had one or not! or if you just had like a window unit!

> You pull away and straighten up a bit, buffing up and crossing your arms as a defense measure. Because looking like a shithead is your only defense measure.

like... jeez, i have a window unit at my old hive, i (\/)ould get it for you if you want. better than roasting for no reason! god.

[taimatrolls]

(+] with this fucking heat im starting to think about becoming a hermit in the mountains or something [+)

(+] just fuck off up north where its still decently cold or whatevs [+)

(+] bye forever and stuff [+)

(+] ….. i hate this [+)

[zombiestrolls]

(\/)ant you just like... get an A/(\/) unit? not even for your whole hive just like one for a window

like they sell them everywhere. you (\/)ould probably find a working one in a junk yard. you dont gotta find ex(\/)uses to be a hermit, just like.

shit idk it’s just hot as balls and i hate it but there are solutions here

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>Promises to be more active

>Proceeds to disappear for five days

Blogs are bullshit and I hate them

[ashenagrey]

I  👏 AM  👏 BACK  👏 ON  👏 MY  👏 BULLSHIT  👏

[zombiestrolls]

Alright, after s night with this dumb storm, I am heading to bed. I will try to get to the rest tomorrow!

[zombiestrolls]

i need to be more active so

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starryeyedtrolls:

Have this hair.monster

... Seeing a normal girl after all of this is kinda weird. Sure, you got a lot of hair, and some cool face tats, but... are you hiding something? Like, do you garden with corpses or something? Keep dead animals in pickle jars?

I don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Even though the cover is nice, what if it was like ‘How to Garden: Gardening Tips for Cannibals’ or ‘How I Learned to Love the Empress and Cull the Masses’? Sure, pretty cover, still fucking deadly and shit.

Still... you’re cute? Like a wholesome, innocent type of cute? Can’t really argue against that. So, 7 out of 10? I guess? Shit, I don’t know, just don’t go near me if you got the Legis on your ass.

[zombiestrolls]

i need to be more active so

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fantrollclusterfuck:

Is, is that motherfucking...

Oh, fuck...

... Hey pal. Long time no see. Uh. I’ll... leave him for rating later. I got to. Close the gym for the night real quick.

[zombiestrolls]

i need to be more active so

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roleplayfawn:

The bae’s son? Speedy boy

Oh hey, you’re one of Chrana’s boys, ain’t ya? Shit, I don’t know what he is feeding you, but obviously he needs to be feeding you more of it. Where is that waist of yours, are you fucking... wearing a corset or something? Twiggy ass boy.

Are you like, actually a boy too? Shit, I can’t believe he’s got you in that monkey suit, honestly. That shit is tight as hell and chaffs like a motherfucker. Does he do your hair too? And the face paint?

... You aren’t a clown, right?

Anyway, if you need anything when you are planet side, kid, just give me a holler. Your boss owes me big time, don’t let him tell you otherwise. You got my gym if you need to chill. 7 out of 10, I’d ruffle his hair.

[zombiestrolls]

i need to be more active so

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8bit-mau5:

Heeeeey, look who it is, fucking Queen Bitch right here! Shit, every time I look at you I feel like a tiny ass motherfucker that went to the wrong gym. I can’t believe you went with the whole, fucking, ‘shadow dropper’ thing but I can’t hold that against ya.

You’re a fucking sweetheart even if you get on my nerves all the time. Fucking old man? Really? I’d noogie the hair off of your face if you didn’t already beat me to it, heheheh. Don’t curse my ass, though, for real. No hate. For real.

Nah, I love ya girl. In the lusus sorta way. Ya cool in my book, no matter what crazy shit ya get into. Always got a spot in my gym and my hive if ya need a place to lay low. 8 out of 10, that tail still creeps me the fuck out though.

[zombiestrolls]

i need to be more active so

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snazzyvegetable:

Damn girl, what happened to you? Went blind and had... wait a fucking second.

... is this bitch dead?

Am I seeing a ghost here? Holy shit. Tonight is fucking crazy... she’s still a cute ghost though. 6 out of 10.