Cell Block Tango: a Bully AU
[CO]
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Bleachers, Northwick!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Bleachers, Northwick!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Bleachers, Northwick!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Bleachers, Northwick!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Bleachers, Northwick!
[Jimmy, spoken]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like...Gary! Gary liked to chew gum -no, not chew. Pop!
So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, looking for a little sympathy, and there's Gary
lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing -no, not chewing, POPPIN'!
So, I said to him, I said, "Gary, you pop that gum one more timeβ¦"
And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall, and I fired two warning shots
Into his head!
[Jimmy&Co]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same
[Algie, spoken]
I met Lola Lombardi from Brooklyn about two years ago and she told me he was single and we uh, hit it off right away. So, we started livin' together. She'd go to work, she'd come home, I'd mix her a drink, we'd have dinner
Then I found out, single my ass! Not only was she dating, well, she had six flings; one of them cheaters, you know?
So that night, when she came home, I mixed her her drink as usual
You know, some gals just can't hold their arsenic!
[Algie & CO]
She had it comin', he had it comin' (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-huh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
She took a flower in its prime! (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-huh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
And then she used it (Pop!); and she abused it (Six!)
It was a murder, but not a crime! (Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
[Peanut, spoken]
Now, I'm standin' in the kitchen, fixing up a bike for shop class, and in storms my boss Johnny in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' my girlfriend!" he said, and he kept sayin', "You been screwin' my girlfriend!"
Then he ran into my switchblade.
He ran into my switchblade ten times
[Peanut&CO]
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Petey, spoken]
Mit keresek Γ©n itt? Azt mondjΓ‘k, a hΓres lakΓ³m lefogta a fΓ©rjem, Γ©n meg lecsaptam a fejΓ©t. De nem igaz. Γn Γ‘rtatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miΓ©rt mondja Uncle Sam, hogy Γ©n tettem. PrΓ³bΓ‘ltam a rend?rsΓ©gen megmagyarΓ‘zni, de nem Γ©rtettΓ©k meg
[Jimmy, spoken]
But did you do it?
[Petey, spoken]
Uh uh, not guilty!
[Mandy, spoken, CO]
(He had it comin')
My boyfriend Ted and I did this double act (He had it comin')
And our pet nerd Beatrice traveled around with us. For the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row (He only had himself to blame)
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, flip flops, backflips, one right after the other! (If you'd have been there)
Well, this one night we were in the gym, the three of us (If you'd have seen it)
And we were in the bleachers boozin' and havin' a few laughs. And we run out of ice, so I went out to get some (I betcha you would have done the same)
I come back, open the doorβ¦
There's Beatrice and Ted doin' number seventeenβ¦ the spread eagle! (He had it comin', he had itβ)
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washin' the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!
[Mandy, CO]
They had it comin' (They had it comin'!), they had it comin'! (They had it comin'!)
They had it comin' all along! (They took a flower in its prime)
I didn't do it (And then they used it), but if I'd done it (And they abused it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong? (It was a murder, but not a crime)
[Kirby, spoken, CO]
(He had it comin')
I loved Trent Northwick
He was a real artistic guy, emotional, a thespian (He had it comin')
But he was always trying to "find himself". He'd go out every night looking for himself (He only had himself to blame)
And on the way, he found Christy, Cornelius, Angie and Pinky (If you'd have been there)
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences (If you'd have seen it)
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
[CO]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
They had it comin' (They had it comin'), they had it comin' (They had it comin')
They had it comin' all along! (They had it comin' all along)
'Cause if they used us ('Cause if they used us), and they abused us (And they abused us)
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it comin' (He had it comin'), he had it comin' (He had it comin')
He only had himself to blame! (He only had himself to blame)
If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there), if you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same
[Jimmy, spoken]
You pop that gum one more time--
[Algie, spoken]
Single my ass--
[Preanut, spoken]
Ten times--
[Petey, spoken]
MiΓ©rt csukott Uncle Sam bΓΆrtΓΆnbe!
[Mandy, spoken]
Number seventeen, the spread eagle!
[Kirby, spoken]
Artistic differencesβ
[CO]
I betcha you would have done the same!
