Moved!

Moved to a different blog :-)

[zomboyfren]

New blog is up :-) I'm not posting the url here but you can dm me to ask for it (also I'll try to re-follow all my mutuals)

[pokemonarchive]

Blue (2016) - Pokémon Adventures 20th Anniversary Data Book Illustrator: Satoshi Yamamoto

[zomboyfren]

@great-tusk Your boy!

[zomboyfren]

I've decided I'm gonna remake btw... Working on setting up the new blog and I'll probably move in not too long

[hopscorched-archive]

thinking about that post about existing f/os reacting to the newest harem additions.. in my mind palace everyone (including exes!) is The Drama (tm)

[us-angels-together]

Imagine going to an animal shelter and adopting a cat with your f/o. Bringing that cat back to your shared home. The cat sleeping in the bed with you two (frequently on your f/o's face).

Divider by @numbpill

[leviathan-supersystem]

telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

[zomboyfren]

Making you all look at my D.Va keycaps

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[rosiegbaby]

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

[knots-and-gnolls]

Stop shaming people for their body count

Who cares how many people she's killed so long as you love her and she looks pretty with blood on her face.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not the same but this is the type of energy y’all have trying to tell people fanfics that contain dark content, triggering topics or problematic ships are bad and should not exist

actually I may have made something

[suddenlyiwasacat-deactivated202]

dp goes back in time to see babby cass and she mauls him real bad

[beaft]

i forget if i've mentioned this before on here, but when i was about 5 i was obsessed with monsters inc and watched it at least twice a week not because i especially liked it as a movie but simply because i was passionately in love with randall. and in fact the very first fanfiction i ever wrote was a monsters inc whump fanfiction about me finding randall in the swamp after he got beaten up with a shovel and tenderly nursing him back to health. all this to say i have been the person i am from an incredibly young age

[beaft]

illustration circa 2003 depicting randall weeping in a hospital bed whilst i smilingly offer him a tea tray

[zomboyfren]

Had a dream about Wilson last night and it was so vivid aaufvdghajshsgdgskwkw

[rubmybellayyyyy]

Choose an item to gift to your f/o!

a roll of golden tissue paper

shorts with 2 huge holes in the back

a sock of f/o's dreams, but only one sock

a mountain of rusted metal pipes

commically large hammer made of wood

three tiny feathers that reflects light perfectly

a pot of the world's cleanest water

Voting ended onAug 26, 2025

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O who is famous (in their universe)?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[pup-jpg]

Logging on to this site and seeing my own delirious 3am hornyposts on my feed is like being flashbanged by a million suns like I can't believe I was saying all that. I still stand by it all though