[diedhigh]

[anxietyproblem]

[marci1900]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[seek-for-colors]

[huzursuzhayaller]

[sat-ch1t-ananda-deactivated2018]

[goodreadss]

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

[podcastwizard]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

[podcastwizard]

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

[kissedbythevoid]

[spinningrims]

[aturinfortheworse]

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

[medusamori]

haunted

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

[babybrannen]

[mvdrinv]

[invitedbonfire]

[bazaardotco]