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| Taro | She | 22 | Schrödinger's Cat | Freud was wrong | Let's be friends? |

[t-a-r-0-t]

Help urgently required

Hi there, I'm Taro, a 23 y-old frenchie who, some months ago, escaped an abusive family and moved at the other end of France to try and live my life. Things have been tough, between jobs with bad employers or unexpected charges. But, this is quite a lot to explain.

I am asking for your help today, since I am unemployed since August, insurance-less (and administration is giving me a hard time reclaiming the free, social insurance), and with broken ribs.

A week ago, I feel down a set of stairs, since stable is for horses and I can't stand straight. All trials of jokes apart, I am badly hurt, fell right on my rib cage before hitting my head. Breathing is absolutely painful. I can barely sleep due to pain, it keeps increasing. I have been able to see my usual doctor for free, but he can not do anything else than order me to go to the hospital for x-rays, treatments, and mostly to see if lungs are affected or not.

But I absolutely can't afford it. All I have left is enough for rent this month, and basic needs. My search for a job is on pause, I can't envisage starting work in that state. This is really complicated as of now. I don't really want to d!e because of such an idiotic reason, and because administration didn't do its work for the social insurance.

Without insurance, x-rays in France are between 150 and 250 euros. Not talking about a potential stay at the hospital... I am trying to get urgent young funds as of now, but it is taking time, and pain keeps getting worse. So, every euro would help. Every reblog, too. I hate asking like that, but as of now, I can not think of any other ways to work that out and get better. My Paypal is [email protected]

I wish I could do art commissions right now, but I can't stand the pain, being bended over my graphic tablet is near impossible as of now. But I can get to it once I'll get better.

Thanks, if you've readed until there, and thanks even more if you helped in any way. ♥ TL;DR: Broken ribs with no insurance, hard time breathing. Yup, that sucks.

[t-a-r-0-t]

im about to do something so scary so i really needed this today. Thank you.

https://www.tumblr.com/broken-from-memories/744652180756250624?source=share

Glad I've been able to help, at least a little! Keep on going, pal ♥

[strongermonster]

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

[strongermonster]

this is what i mean

[degenderates]

Via @bulbaderp

[itistimetodisappear]

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

[t-a-r-0-t]

hey, hm, do I still have friends/followers around? been a while since i've left, pm me!

[jaw8jaw]

Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)

[capybarafarts]

[t-a-r-0-t]

aekg,poekgaepogapg i litterally thought someone put some eagle or chicken in a screaming pot

[t-a-r-0-t]

bruh, rings for finger hyperextension costing nothing less than 90USD is fucking crazy.

[byjove]

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

[thelouisfanclub]

Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like

[byjove]

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

[byjove]

priest kink. next question

[mctreeleth]

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

[t-a-r-0-t]

you could fuck them all if you weren't cowards, pals

[solvatochrome]

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

[solvatochrome]

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

[watfordcherrysconies]

i made a uquiz!!! "what are you to your friends"

i'd appreciate if you took it :)) <3

[wellwaterhysteria]

i’m not kidding fucking tag me in this shit or whatever i want to know what your names would have been in the fuckin. 1930s! it’s so fun i feel like i’m uncovering other little izzys under rocks and leaves it’s so pleasant

[harmalite]

CLADISTICS ruined my life

[aquaticpaleo]

yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The choice is this: 

Birds are reptiles 

Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENT 

That’s it, that’s the choice 

[shadybacon]

What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Nope 

Because you can’t group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds) 

So if you don’t want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things we’ve called reptiles 

birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we’ve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn’t really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. 

[shadybacon]

But don’t turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? I’m not trying to contradict, I’m trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

It’s not about having things in common. It’s about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification. 

And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals. 

So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing. 

[anais-ninja-bitch]

don’t throw reptiles against the wall? please? some of them are small and delicate. you could hurt them.

[virovac]

Basically, unless we’re maybe talking massive horizontal gene transfer, everything is still part of the group that came before it. 

You are technically a fish.

[haltraveler]

IIRC the fish thing is so frustrating that scientists have decided fish is just not real cladistic grouping at all

[aethersea]

hey could we go back please to the bit where the closest relative of Birds is Crocodiles? bc I am alarmed

[haltraveler]

Well, technically they’re equally-closely related to crocodiles, alligators, gharials and tomistomas. As archosaurs, they’re all descended from small reptiles that looked something like this 

The two main groups of archosaurs are the Pseudosuchia, or crocodile-line archosaurs, and the Ornithodira, or bird-line archosaurs. Both groups were massively diverse in prehistory, with the Pseudosuchia dominating most land-based niches in the Triassic, and the Ornithodira, especially the dinosaurs, doing the same during the Jurassic and Cretaceous. However, most of them have been wiped out due to the Triassic and Cretaceous mass extinctions, leaving them each with only one surviving clade: Aves, the true birds, and Crocodylia, the semiaquatic, ambush predators like crocs and gators. 

[alexaloraetheris]

This entire post sums up everything we’re not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone started that argument they had to break up a fistfight.

[knitordeath]

I’m just hung up on the humans evolving from fish comment.

Like, we evolved from tiny tree-climbing squirrels. To the best of our knowledge.

[theclockworkjudas]

…which evolved from tiny tree-climbing reptiles

…which evolved from amphibians

…which evolved from fish.

[invisible-goats]

*runs in ten minutes late with a plucked chicken* BEHOLD A LIZARD

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

you could have left the feathers on this time tbh

[dee-the-red-witch]

It was already plucked. They just STOLE IT from philosophy 101.

[generouslyandrogynousdragon]

Every turn on this post has been a left, but somehow it hasn’t hit itself, and instead just spiralled outwards like some Ancient Greco-Roman floor design, enveloping taxonomy Tumblr in chaos.

[existentialterror]

you guys really aren’t going to like trees

[t-a-r-0-t]

excuse me what

[rslashrats]

/pos is the funniest tone indicator because no matter what my brain will always read it as piece of shit

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[violetwylde]

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

[carnival-phantasm]

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

[spooky-fubuki]

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

[carnival-phantasm]

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we used to have so many balls

[badgerpunk]

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

The Mandalorian as banned tags

[khazad]

bilbo and thorin but theyre tiny and theyre sleeping in an oven mitt

[khazad]

put them DOWN

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.