smartone911

I'm simply a comedian making his way out of a paper bag. 

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Me encanta nueve York. Se Español. Or at least enough. #lol #neverstopneverstopping #spanish #whiteboyshit #nyc #neverstopneverstopping (at The DL)

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Like a boss #triller #followersofthelonleyisland #neverstopneverstopping

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Like a boss... I l9ve The Lonely Island. #andysamberg #jormataccone #akivaschaffer #followersofthelonleyisland #neverstopneverstopping #comediansbelike #tvbound #starbound #nyc (at New York, New York)

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#probablypaulie the next super hero, let's get laid. #nyc #neverstopneverstopping #superhero (at China Town, Manhattan, New York City)

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Open mic number 2 over at Lucky Jacks on Orchard Avenue. #comediansbelike #neverstopneverstopping #luckyjacks #orchard #nyc #manhattan #mustact (at Lucky Jack's NYC)

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I don't care babe. Because I jizzed in my pants. #comediansbelike #thelonelyisland #neverstopneverstopping (at East Village/Lower East Side Historic District)

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I'm living the freaking dream! #comediansbelike #neverstopneverstopping #newyorkcomedyclub (at New York Comedy Club)

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I'm Tracy Morgan.... #lol #comediansbelike #neverstopneverstopping

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I didn't get it on tape but people laughed. #comediansbelike I'm going to do like 3 more. #neverstopneverstopping #nyc #toolegittoquit (at New York Comedy Club)

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Not a fan of barbecue pizza but it is AMAZING. That dollar tip I didn't have is going to go a long way. #positivityworks #positivethinking #justdoit #nike #pizzaholic #comediansbelike #imanadult #neverstopneverstopping #everythingisawesome (at Mike's Pizza)

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I'm so fucked lol. I spent hours writing a routine and all I have to show for it is confidence. I need to learn how to write. #comediansbelike #openmic #comfortable #confidence #24thstreet #noroutine #smile #lol #neverstopneverstopping #newyorkcomedyclub (at New York Comedy Club)

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Oh my God, this Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino just made life amazing. And their chargers aren't covered up. #starbucks #starbound #nyc #pumkinspice #frappuccino #winning #neverstopneverstopping (at Fifth Avenue, Manhattan)

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What the fuck is this #starbucks. This relationship is not looking good. #wtf #forreal #movingonup #mustact #comediansbelike #tvbound #14thstreet #starbound #positivityworks #neverstopneverstopping (at Starbucks)

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Good morning east coast! It's pay day which means I'm that much closer to an apartment. #goodmorning #TGIF #payday #neverstopneverstopping #eastriver #apartmentsearching #roommatefinder #mustact #nyc #comediansbelike #positivevibes #livinginthemoment (at New York, New York)

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This is legit. I'm too legit to quit now! I may be an inspirational speaker and I just don't know if yet. #lol #neverstopneverstopping #americandream #beyourself #tvbound #ilovenyc #sincear #positive #forreal #sohumble #nyc (at New York, New York)

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I'm getting better every day. It's super hot out so I'll be up. The city that never sleeps... that's what I wanted. #lol #nyc #neverstopneverstopping #tips #afterworkspecial #foster #australia #confidence #smile #positivityworks #goodevening (at Seaport District)

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Ever since primary school, I've loved Fire Drills. It's like a break from life that you know no one can deny you. #iloveamerica #firedrill #nyc #breaktime #positivevibes #thirstythursday #smile #neverstopneverstopping (at Seaport District)