Zooey Slaychanel

nick and jess invented chemistry

[zooeyslaychanell]

did y’all miss me

[caramara3]

[in a nutshell]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[mediamattersforamerica]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed out that many young people are concerned about having kids because climate change will make the planet increasingly uninhabitable.

Fox News hosts are now claiming she wants to “get rid of children.”

[urban-hieroglyphs]

Fuck fox news bro. Rich people playing dumb to influence poor people to be dumb

[spiroandthelacktones]

There’s hardly been such a blatant and clear example of how biased media outlets twist things… this should be in a damn text book on propaganda

[cockyroaches]

Her: kids are scared about the future and wonder if they could have a family with how terrible the world is

Rich ppl: sounds like communist China :^/

[eadrik]

when your otp is in an intense argument and their faces get closer together but then they stop talking 

and they look at the others’ lips

[piratebride]

[stydiaherondale]

the accuracy of this I-

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[zooeyslaychanell]

I love Zooey’s classic girly style. Half my wardrobe is inspired by her outfits, but it was refreshing to see her a little less classic at the Oscars last night. It wasn’t even her best gala outfit, but she looked more edgy and I loved the hairstyle! It’s different from the “vintage” ones she usually goes for. Lately she’s been using some outfits kinda old-lady style, but last night she was really sexy while still true to her style. I like the variation! And she looked really young btw.

I didnt like the top that much but it was a pretty dress! She looked great, loooved the make up & hair!

[junkienicky]

#she snapped

[extremely-modest-ghoul-deactiva]

Natasha Lyonne is the lesbian version of that John Mulaney bit about god making a gay man but forgetting to actually make him gay.

[missdontcare-x]

@LauraPrepon: Always love working alongside this beauty, @TaySchilling! #OITNB 🍊❤️

[sweatersandjumpers]

fanfiction culture is reading a good fic but not remembering the title or author and then having to sell your soul to find it again

[microhugs]

[contatoimediato]

[misussgorl]

Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight:

[outofcontextnewgirl]

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