Zora soldier

From outsider to protector

[zora-soldier]

hey guys

my ask box is open

Rules:

only canon ships no fanon

no death threats

no godmodding

no lgbtq

no nsfw

(This blog can take place in AoC botw totk )

[yunobo-sageoffire]

*glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*

i feerl... ifeel greats, goro

[zora-soldier]

ybeeaaahhhh

I fbeel gwreat twoob

*hic

I don’t k owb bwhay i am even alive… ibe shouldbe beawb deab

I gowr stawbbbeded parylised and bone broken before coming two whyruls i gwrewb uwpw on eventoibe aisland i taught myself skibll

wh…. Why ..am I …a-alive… i should be dead… 😔

[yunobo-sageoffire]

NOBLE PURSUITS ON ME!!!

WOOOOOOOO! NOBLE PURSUITS FOR EVERYONE, GORO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zora-soldier]

YEEEEAAAHHHH

just don’t tell mipha. soldiers aren’t supposed to be drinking on post even though I’m not on post. I might be said to have been on post but I’m not on post ‘til tomorrow.

I might get fired for this…

[askthezoracaptain]

Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!

@zora-soldier

...Excuse me, what?

[whiteraven-cosmere]

A flux, you say @zora-soldier? Never heard that unit of measurement before, but as long as it's less than 10 I'm sure we can handle it.

Sprizon, deploy UnicoBots in sector Epsilon I-4, get a scan ready of the area.

@askthezoracaptain, what's our plan of attack? My drones will hold them off for a short time, but they'll be sure to break through.

[zora-soldier]

There are eight of them

[askthezoracaptain]

yoyoyo what it is peeps? It's me, water blight and Today ima take over zoras domain cuz that asshole link stopped me :( ima kill the first guy I see oh wow look at this nerd lol I guess hes first

…What in the name of the Golden Goddesses is that.

[askthezorachampion]

BAZZ, GET THE ARMY,

NOW

[zora-soldier]

oh shi-

Why does he keep coming?!

I am probably gonna die

[askthezoracaptain]

Bazz, do you mind helping me taking these cats into the domain? also, please don’t mention this to mipha.

(@sidonasks)

Oh my Goddesses. Sidon how did you gather this many cats?? I...I can help you, but you are going to have to explain.

[sidonasks]

So, a lady gave me cats, and i would like to bring them to the domain so they have a home! :)

[askthezorachampion]

SIDOOOOOOOON!😡 Why are my bedding quarters...COVERED IN HAIR?!?!

[sidonasks]

…. no reason, no reason at all.

[askthezorachampion]

oh hey there cat-...WHY IS THERE 5 OF THEM?!?!

[sidonasks]

oh, i wonder how they got here!

[askthezorachampion]

SIDON WHAT THE FUCK?!?! @askthezoracaptain, can you PLEASE provide a reason as to why there is FIVE CATS IN MY ROOM!?

[askthezoracaptain]

Hm. I wonder. I do believe it was the Goddess’s will.

[sidonasks]

I agree.

[zora-soldier]

is everything ok i heard- OH HYLIA!

you have cats?

why

#holding back laughter

[askthezoracaptain]

Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!

@zora-soldier

...Excuse me, what?

[zora-soldier]

(idk why I was mentioned but )

Lynels.

They are at the east and west bridge! we need to defeat them

[askthezoracaptain]

Oh Goddesses. That- I will start alerting those available to defend.

[zora-soldier]

Yrs Sir

[askthezoracaptain]

Captain a flux of lynels is approaching!

@zora-soldier

...Excuse me, what?

[zora-soldier]

(idk why I was mentioned but )

Lynels.

They are at the east and west bridge! we need to defeat them

[zora-soldier]

has everything been going well in the domain?

@sidonasks

Yes

everything is fine someone tried to attack dorphean but was detained and arrested

that’s all