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@askthezorachampion
Hello tumblr...
it is i... mipha of the zora...and I came back, for the people. So please, ask me anything...(pfp found at
https://www.peakpx.com/en/hd-wallpaper-desktop-gqkha
Note, if you're a zelda ask/rp blog, I might give you a follow, my main @yahshee. Just so you know
have you ever looked into locating any biological descendants you may have?
I don't even know the names of my parents or siblings. If I had such little luck in locating anyone of my bloodline a hundred years ago, why do you think I'd have any more luck with such a task now that anyone who may have once known them is dust in the ground?
Besides, I did not bare children one hundred years ago, so I don't have 'decendants' in the traditional sense. The best I could hope for is some kind of great, great niece or nephew a dozen times removed...
It doesn't matter anyway. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the egg. The Village will always be my family - in a sense. I have Medoh, I have the other Champions - they are more than I ever needed back then, and perfectly enough for me now.
I doubt that I shall ever have chicks of my own to continue my bloodline in the traditional sense since my biology likely would not permit it anymore, however perhaps some day once I have settled down and my duties have ended, I shall consider adopting a foundling like myself. I think I might enjoy some day raising a child and teaching them everything I know, helping them to shape their future and carve out their place in this world.
Not for many years, though. I may be over a hundred years old, but I am still in my prime and have simply too much to do.
You're biology? Wh-What are you talking about "my biology would likely not permit it anymore"? Revali we have to talk about this...
have you ever looked into locating any biological descendants you may have?
I don't even know the names of my parents or siblings. If I had such little luck in locating anyone of my bloodline a hundred years ago, why do you think I'd have any more luck with such a task now that anyone who may have once known them is dust in the ground?
Besides, I did not bare children one hundred years ago, so I don't have 'decendants' in the traditional sense. The best I could hope for is some kind of great, great niece or nephew a dozen times removed...
It doesn't matter anyway. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the egg. The Village will always be my family - in a sense. I have Medoh, I have the other Champions - they are more than I ever needed back then, and perfectly enough for me now.
I doubt that I shall ever have chicks of my own to continue my bloodline in the traditional sense since my biology likely would not permit it anymore, however perhaps some day once I have settled down and my duties have ended, I shall consider adopting a foundling like myself. I think I might enjoy some day raising a child and teaching them everything I know, helping them to shape their future and carve out their place in this world.
Not for many years, though. I may be over a hundred years old, but I am still in my prime and have simply too much to do.
*she gives him a hug*I'm glad you see us as family Revali, although what's with the designs on all of your mugs?...this is becoming a pattern and I'm utterly confused by it...(she doesn't know its actually Saki's)
Hello Mipha! I hope you and Sidon have been well. How have things at the Domain been?
they've been quite great! Ever since @mineruisback invented the mineru switch, it's been the go to spot for "gaming" and we even host tournaments! (Although @asktheritochampion was banned for toxic behavior)
So Revali, out of curiosity~
How would you respond if I were to need glasses?
My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.
Skill issue.
Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.
That's... Not how that works!
I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.
I'm sure I have other issues from fighting the Blights, but I haven't paid attention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What do you mean that's not how it works? If one of your skills is poor, you ought to train yourself until it is not. A true warrior trains every part of his body and mind, that includes one's eyes you know?
Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.
How do you expect to fight while wearing specticals like some bookish librarian? A lynel would knock them right off your head.
... And how would you know that squinting helps?
Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.
Also, they'd be more like goggles, and I'd only need them for, like, archery. Just, less bulky than the ones Purah and Robbie wear.
Uh, because I'm not some lazy layabout like you and I squint to train my eye muscles - obviously? As a fine archer such as myself, I must keep my eye-muscles in peak condition. See this small text in my book here? I can read it just fine even though it's printed so blurry - that is because I have trained my eyes to be as sharp as a warrior.
Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?
...Goggles? Tch. I simply cannot wait to see you parading around like some bug-eyed fool...
Get good link, you're just how do I say this?...not on our level
Tulin, buddy. Revali's in denial, but he needs glasses, too. The book he's reading shouldn't be blurry. Even I can read it without needing to squint like he does.
well he doesn't have any in his roost...but he does have a bunch of pictures of you for some reason...
O-oh, well, um... That's a way to change the subject...
Uhhh what did I just hear you say, Tulin?... @asktheritochampion you care to explain?
Mipha? Where did you come from???
I came here to return Tulin's bow since he left it when we were playing mineru kart 8 at the domain...
I see... Aren't you cold? Rito Village isn't exactly Zoras friendly in regards to its temperature. I have a blanket if you need it.
oh thank hylia Link...wait...Revali what's that say on your mug?...
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
@asktheritochampion can you read what your mug says?
So Revali, out of curiosity~
How would you respond if I were to need glasses?
My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.
Skill issue.
Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.
That's... Not how that works!
I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.
I'm sure I have other issues from fighting the Blights, but I haven't paid attention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What do you mean that's not how it works? If one of your skills is poor, you ought to train yourself until it is not. A true warrior trains every part of his body and mind, that includes one's eyes you know?
Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.
How do you expect to fight while wearing specticals like some bookish librarian? A lynel would knock them right off your head.
... And how would you know that squinting helps?
Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.
Also, they'd be more like goggles, and I'd only need them for, like, archery. Just, less bulky than the ones Purah and Robbie wear.
Uh, because I'm not some lazy layabout like you and I squint to train my eye muscles - obviously? As a fine archer such as myself, I must keep my eye-muscles in peak condition. See this small text in my book here? I can read it just fine even though it's printed so blurry - that is because I have trained my eyes to be as sharp as a warrior.
Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?
...Goggles? Tch. I simply cannot wait to see you parading around like some bug-eyed fool...
Get good link, you're just how do I say this?...not on our level
Tulin, buddy. Revali's in denial, but he needs glasses, too. The book he's reading shouldn't be blurry. Even I can read it without needing to squint like he does.
well he doesn't have any in his roost...but he does have a bunch of pictures of you for some reason...
O-oh, well, um... That's a way to change the subject...
Uhhh what did I just hear you say, Tulin?... @asktheritochampion you care to explain?
Mipha? Where did you come from???
I came here to return Tulin's bow since he left it when we were playing mineru kart 8 at the domain...
I see... Aren't you cold? Rito Village isn't exactly Zoras friendly in regards to its temperature. I have a blanket if you need it.
oh thank hylia Link...wait...Revali what's that say on your mug?...
So Revali, out of curiosity~
How would you respond if I were to need glasses?
My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.
Skill issue.
Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.
That's... Not how that works!
I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.
I'm sure I have other issues from fighting the Blights, but I haven't paid attention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What do you mean that's not how it works? If one of your skills is poor, you ought to train yourself until it is not. A true warrior trains every part of his body and mind, that includes one's eyes you know?
Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.
How do you expect to fight while wearing specticals like some bookish librarian? A lynel would knock them right off your head.
... And how would you know that squinting helps?
Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.
Also, they'd be more like goggles, and I'd only need them for, like, archery. Just, less bulky than the ones Purah and Robbie wear.
Uh, because I'm not some lazy layabout like you and I squint to train my eye muscles - obviously? As a fine archer such as myself, I must keep my eye-muscles in peak condition. See this small text in my book here? I can read it just fine even though it's printed so blurry - that is because I have trained my eyes to be as sharp as a warrior.
Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?
...Goggles? Tch. I simply cannot wait to see you parading around like some bug-eyed fool...
Get good link, you're just how do I say this?...not on our level
Tulin, buddy. Revali's in denial, but he needs glasses, too. The book he's reading shouldn't be blurry. Even I can read it without needing to squint like he does.
well he doesn't have any in his roost...but he does have a bunch of pictures of you for some reason...
O-oh, well, um... That's a way to change the subject...
Uhhh what did I just hear you say, Tulin?... @asktheritochampion you care to explain?
Mipha? Where did you come from???
I came here to return Tulin's bow since he left it when we were playing mineru kart 8 at the domain...
So Revali, out of curiosity~
How would you respond if I were to need glasses?
My father wore glasses, so there is a likely case I may need them someday myself.
Skill issue.
Litterally just get better at seeing, loser.
That's... Not how that works!
I wish I could, but my eyesight's been going since fighting Thunderblight. Apparently, getting electrocuted is bad for the eyes.
I'm sure I have other issues from fighting the Blights, but I haven't paid attention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What do you mean that's not how it works? If one of your skills is poor, you ought to train yourself until it is not. A true warrior trains every part of his body and mind, that includes one's eyes you know?
Glasses are for the lazy, you just need to simply squint harder until the blurriness forms recognisable shapes. Build those muscles back up. Just like reading books - if it gives you a headache, that means the muscles are getting a good work out and becoming stronger.
How do you expect to fight while wearing specticals like some bookish librarian? A lynel would knock them right off your head.
... And how would you know that squinting helps?
Also, the eyeballs aren't muscles. Once they're damaged, that's it. Either you wear glasses to prevent further damage, or you be dumb like me and not realize that you have an issue.
Also, they'd be more like goggles, and I'd only need them for, like, archery. Just, less bulky than the ones Purah and Robbie wear.
Uh, because I'm not some lazy layabout like you and I squint to train my eye muscles - obviously? As a fine archer such as myself, I must keep my eye-muscles in peak condition. See this small text in my book here? I can read it just fine even though it's printed so blurry - that is because I have trained my eyes to be as sharp as a warrior.
Are you truly so slow-witted that you believe that your eyes are not a muscle? Of course they're a muscle. If you can move it, it's a muscle. Honestly, did you even go to school? How did you make it this far in life with such limited intellect?
...Goggles? Tch. I simply cannot wait to see you parading around like some bug-eyed fool...
Get good link, you're just how do I say this?...not on our level
Tulin, buddy. Revali's in denial, but he needs glasses, too. The book he's reading shouldn't be blurry. Even I can read it without needing to squint like he does.
well he doesn't have any in his roost...but he does have a bunch of pictures of you for some reason...
O-oh, well, um... That's a way to change the subject...
Uhhh what did I just hear you say, Tulin?... @asktheritochampion you care to explain?
Ayeeeee just stabbed mipha Boutta go for that critical hit Hold up chat should i kill her or just let her scream to death
… what fun do you bring to acting like waterblight?
wahhhhhh sidon he hurt meeee :(
Saki, the other warriors are making fun of my voice when they think I'm not listening - the insolent dimwitted trogladites. It's not like I even care what they think or whatever. I'm not even upset, they're all just foolish children with nothing better to do and I hate them and also everyone.
...Can you make my favourite soup?
Of course I can Revali, go sit down and I'll put it on the stove.
Many of the other warriors are likely jealous, your fantastical achievements and status, and now that you are growing and your plumes are becoming more vibrant the younger men are likely worried you'll steal female attention.
I'm sure you already knew that however, alot of the young women and some of the men of our villiage have little crushes on you. And now that your voice is growing deeper you're singing voice will become far more lovely and attractive to unpaired Rito.
Don't let it get to you my Dear, they're just jealous.
Ha ha...I'm sorry if we made you feel bad, but we're just having fun Revali
Uhhh even though I cant answer asks while in school I would still appreciate if you guys would leave them there thank you!
tulin please don't have alcohol, it's very bad for you!! it will be bad for your adventuring
What’s wrong with alcohol? 😮😮😮
everyone else is drinking it, why can’t I drink it? 😕😕😕
h-here...you can*hic* have sooomee of miiiine...I'm using it because I*hic* @asktheritochampion WONT SHHHHHUUUT UP
Thanks!!! 😄😄😄
also why are you acting silly? 😮😮😮
jussttttt take it*you got the alcohol!*
tulin please don't have alcohol, it's very bad for you!! it will be bad for your adventuring
What’s wrong with alcohol? 😮😮😮
everyone else is drinking it, why can’t I drink it? 😕😕😕
h-here...you can*hic* have sooomee of miiiine...I'm using it because I*hic* @asktheritochampion WONT SHHHHHUUUT UP
Have you gotten to use your newly deepened voice to sing yet? Just wondering if you could. No other reason. No other reason at alllll...
I am sure I would apREciate my baritone more if it stOpped cracKIng.
Teba said I sound like a broken dog tOy - can you belIEve that?! That is no way to regard the Rito ChAMpion!
Forget singing, I refuse to even tAlk down in the Village until he appoligises and bEGs my forgiveness.
I'm admittedly unsure how lONg that will take, the featherbrained imbecile keeps remarking on how quiET everything is like it's a good thing I'm giving him the silent treatment. The gALL.
PFTTTTT HAHAHA YOU SOUND LIKE A PACK OF RATS WITH ALL OF THAT SQUEAKING! REVALI WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!
Guys I'm starting school again and theres a no phone policy so I might not be active from hours 8:00 am to 5:15, sorry!
SHUT UP IT WASN'T MY FAULT, SORRY I CANT PREDICT THE FUTURE!
Opinion on the champions and a rank ?
Hmm ranking would be
1 Urbosa 2 Daruk 3 Mipha 4 Revali
Urbosa, you know how I feel about her hafpihaerf. But yes will add I wish she wasn't written mostly only for Zelda. By that I mean as an example the fact she's smaller and less muscular than the average Gerudo was only to make her motherly which honestly meh because like a tall bulky Gerudo could very well be motherly ???
Then I do really like Daruk, like he's silly and just a big guy eating rocks, having trouble with his Divine Beasts and then eating more rocks. I'm so sad how the fandom treats him like genuinely so underrated ! Really need him as an uncle ahfpeaihfp
Mipha, I do like her ! She's sweet and kind but I dont feel more about her. Tho I must admit thinking about that whole armor deal hit me lile a truck everytime ! And I do enjoy her relationship with Sidon, they're well written siblings !
Now Revali, I know i'm gonna get hate for that but I kinda dislike him. I'm very aware that he's not only an asshole and I aknowledge he has his reasons, given he's the only one not born with anything (power or title wise) so he had to gain them. And I do understand the fandom liking him. But it still doesnt change the fact he has an horrible personality and I wish Urbosa would have thundered him.
wh-why am I in 3rd? ALSO HAHA @asktheritochampion YOU'RE IN LAST!(this is satire, she just playin :)
