zoe-stapchuk

zoe, she/her, 20s, bay area go sharks, fuck ice, free palestine

[zostapchuks]

so hot you're hurting my feelings

mackin celebrini/will smith (14.1k words, explicit)

tags: established relationship - sorta, idiots in love, freak4freak, macklin celebrini has a spit kink pass it on, wet hot north vancouver summer, there's all types of sex in this so be forewarned, but the main ones are, blow jobs, anal sex, and some ass eating, and uh, blood, yeah don't ask idk how we got here

It’ll be fine. It’s all gonna be just fine. Mack definitely won’t jump Will’s bones the second they get back to the apartment. Nope. He’s stronger than that. And he’s definitely not going to leave a bite mark on the side of Will’s neck, raised and red and swollen right where his pulse kicks below the skin. Not gonna happen. Mack’s got it all under control. Probably.

or, two sweaty weeks in north van and the kind of undefined relationship that drives you insane.

[hischowza]

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

[attackingmidfielder]

something, something about how time is a circle and all things that have happened before will happen again

[neoncat669]

they make me so crazy

[urie]

hey. dont cry, ok? vgk got shut out at home in an elimination game during the stanley cup finals ❤️

[vanityfaire]

what in the fresh hell is his motherfucking problem

[zostapchuks]

does anyone else see the vision

[washedupswammer]

yeah the human condition is to feel extreme positive emotion when seeing athletes win the thing they've worked their entire lives for even if it's not your team. how can you not be moved by the raw facial expressions and how all of them don't know what to do with all the emotions in their bodies..

[0838pm]

WHAT THE

[zostapchuks]

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

[0838pm]

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[lizardsmp3]

like no it’s fine im just being hunted by an evil gay couple for sport

[phoebebrxdgers]

what mitch marner doesn’t know is that i gave seth jarvis a gun and told him to take no mercy

[eevieurs]

this is so pissy to me personally like can you imagine being mikeymisa. you go second overall and you’re thinking hey maybe i can bond with these other first overall and third overalls, it’s nice to be on a team where i’m not the only rookie with a bunch of dads, etc etc etc and then you do your draft interview and regina george over here is trading glances with his gretchen at what’s on ur jacket and then he and his karen (dumb and dumber) are consistently leaving you out of their hangouts and ignoring you and then. to add insult to injury. regina TAPS? AT YOU? WITH HIS STICK? LIKE YOURE A DOG?? in front of god and Those Two’s nine million recording fans because he needs to be with his evil twin that bad after they literally see each other every day omg i would kill myself.

[mack-will]

distracting myself from my terrible mental state by writing smut

[shark-citrus]

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me