Psychosycophantastic

I AM ZOUB. Medical student | Wannabe artist | Struggling writer | Horse enthusiast | Hopeless fangirl

[real-horse-facts]

looking at horse increases the amount of time spent looking at horse

[whitepeopletwitter]

[virtuallyinsane]

“Blackium” by iMax Studio / CC BY-NC-ND 4.0

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[pepplemint]

You might wonder what horses really looked like throughout history - well, wonder no more!  With the help of historic art and my photoshop skills i acquired with the help of youtube 5 minutes before making these, I have made the horses of forgotten times come to life.

Aka. A Tribute to Humanity’s inability to draw horses

Battle scene from the Great Kadesh reliefs of Ramses II - this is a very slender, long legged spider-horse. Surely it would be very scary to see this horse come running at you.

Zhao Mengfu  (1254–1322) “8 horses” excerpt. This was without a doubt the least freaky one of the eight. Freakishness is something horses have mastered in every age.

Thoroughbred stallion from the mid 1800′s. Understandably you’d be proud enough to want a painting of a horse with such a powerful butt.

Draft horse from the middle ages. Disclaimer: Artist have made the speculative assumption that horses in the middle ages had teeth

The Neolithic Horse from a lascaux cave painting - one of the first ever surviving depictions of horses! All the other animals are really impressively drawn, so I can only assume the horses too are an accurately portrayed.

[littlebirdofprey]

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

My entire being just flinched at those first two words

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[bellbootsandcandles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[barefoothooves]

i was half an hour late with breakfast. my punishment was Porch Horse.

[babyanimalgifs]

Drawing a good boi behind a random citizen’s car 

(via)

[huffylemon]

[thesilicontribesman]

Roman Cavalry Decorated Horse Chamfron, Newstead, National Museum of Scotland, Edinburgh, December 2019

[topshotpicks]

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

I feel these in my soul

[everythingfox]

Deer and cherry blossoms in Nara park, Japan

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

We are all the quarantine corgi.

Via @jheppner66 Pup @realwinstonthecorgi