Z. Things They Say

A collection of things they say, things I say, and tidbit-sized true stories.

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While baking cookies and chit-chatting... SW: I'm just going to jack-off while you talk.

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WTF. #Nope. #NotOKCupid. #OnlineDatingSucks.

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#No. #OnlineDatingSucks. #NotOKCupid.

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#FuckBitches. #GetPizza. #FBGP.

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#OnSantasNaughtyList

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Love #WolfofWallStreet. I should perform movie reviews. #AccurateAssessment. #Leo4Life. #LeonardodiCaprio. #WhotheFuckHasNotHeardofWolfofWallStreet? #HashtagsGalore. #SoUnnecessary. #BestMovie. #FuckBitchesGetNetflix.

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Best hope he's holding a #LeppaBerry. #PokeNerd.

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Why do people even lead texts off with this? #Staaahp. #HeyyStranger. #STFU. Hey stranger, indeed, I don't even have ya number saved.

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If you really have to ask, then yes - I'm really going to be like that. #Chuuuuch.

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Half plus Seven.. but still no.

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Tu me manque. Vous savez qui vous êtes...

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#Truth.

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#Truth.

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#RealTalk. #MrRogers.

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😒😒 #OnlineDatingSucks. #No. #StillNo. #KeepTrying. #OrDont.

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#TrueStory.

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