13/15 of the obey me characters are injury magnets
lucifer is a case that’d surprised the devildom. hes got some strong bones so theyre hard to break but he also ends up bruising them a lot due to rough housing with his brothers. one time he thought he pulled a muscle and it was actually a broken rib. this was cus’ Satan rammed into him
mammon twisted an ankle running from leviathan. Levi thought he was playing 4 a second but no. He ran to get Lucifer so fast he genuinely thought his big brother was gonna die 😭 anyways, crutches were blinged out. Everyone made fun of him. But not levi, because he felt bad.
leviathan is clumsy. sorry. the clumsy anime girl trope just really speaks to me with this one. he falls down the stairs, he falls up the stairs, he trips on air, he trips on people. he trips on everything. mammon has broken (broken, not twisted) his ankle too by the way (said it was getting even with him)
Satan has stabbed himself with his tail time and time again. it hurts but not that badly. Leaks blood everywhere though which is annoying. What does hurt though, is breaking your horns. He’s done that a lot either on accident or on purpose in a fit of rage. That leaks significantly more blood which is SIGNIFICANTLY more annoying
Asmo’s accidentally poisoned himself before. The pale look was cute centuries ago, but the symptoms that came with it were not. at least the damsel in distress role was kind of cute on him.. hes never broken a bone before—at least not after the war. he takes care of himself. falling on your face is NOT cute! Unless your Levi. Like I said. That trope just fits him.
Beel plays sports.hes had to have broken, twisted, or bashed something before. He’s probably gotten a concussion too. It sent Belphie into fight or flight cus’ he got really scared. now whenever he gets hurt due to fangol belphie just calls him dumb cus it’s happened so often hes used to it , deep down tho he still gets just a little scared
belphie has wandered into things whilst sleeping. Be it doors, walls, poles, anything. Eventually he adapts to the layout of whenever he’s sleep walking, but that takes trial and error. hes probably had a concussion too. hes the type to get knocked out in his sleep. this is when beel calls HIM dumb
diavolo is protected by barbatos’ mysterious forces 24/7. so when barbatos isnt around id like to think that hes really injury prone. Mostly because the idea of him falling into mud or something is kinda adorable to me not sure why. hes too happy sometimes idk man he just has to get humbled every once in a while. no one ever sees when it happens though, they just see him on the ground groaning . Thats cute to me too
barbatos..maybe I lied in the title. Not all characters. But he’s probably snapped his horns before, maybe before he became Diavolo butler. They just seem so fragile, and I like to assume that he was super careless before he devoted himself to dia. doesn’t seem like the type to fall & taste the pavement .. I guess he’d only get injured if it’s for Diavolo protection. But even then, he’s op. maybe he tripped whilst a rat was chasing him. it crawled on him. and he went into shock . Not really an Injury but it’s a story?
Simeon has popped his arm outta place before. No one really knows how it happened. He came to the HOL specifically because he didn’t trust solomon to fix it for him, and Luke was too tiny and too weak to put it back in its place. He was monitored heavily after it happened because no one wants to see that sight again
Luke isnt immune either, he used to get tormented like 24/7 in s1 😭 probably scraped up his knees a bunch running from demons. .poor baby.At least they like him now
Solomon? Failed experiments. they blow up in his face, he doesn’t notice it wounded him, it gets infected, sick. hes been thru the same song and dance a million times but he never ever realizes when the wounds are infected until he gets sick. Simeon & Luke get on him for this. he probably gets injured tge most out of the side characters, hes immortal and he puts it to the test. he seems like the type to complain about a paper cut but turn a blind eye to bleeding out
Thirteen? Also failed experiments. but at least in her case shes smart about it, and she patches them up immediately unlike most of the others on this list. She thinks her battle scars make her cooler. also she seems like the type to have accidentally been sliced by her own sythe (bars)
