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hey asf

[theijeoma-deactivated20180827]

Mother, i have pasts inside me i did not bury properly. Some nights, your daughter tears herself apart yet heals in the morning.

Ijeoma Umebinyuo   (via henrywinter)

[artaslanguage]

////rené M A G R I T T E 

[mcdungeon]

hannibal bustin’ through

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

[thebestoftumbling]

[violeteyedmedium]

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

[melisica]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive. 

[fortheloveof-pink]

[thoughts-memories]

[mcry]

guess who just got a shitty little solar system tattoo 👽

[love-personal]

[flowerinaflame]

Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

[hwighting]

[tullipsink]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

police officer *into radio*: Base he got away. we cant fucking pull him over because- police dispatcher: The guy with the bumper sticker? police officer: yeah that guy police dispatcher: fuck. Shit!

[laceyjesse]

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

[awwww-cute]