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life‎ is cheap‎—death is free! act‎ NOW‎! supplies are limited! (offer void in arizona)

♱ ‎ ‎ ; ‎ ‎ ‎hai ‎there n welcom to mai one and only blog ‎ ^_^ ‎ i go by simon ‎ ! ‎ i use theythem pronouns. ‎ i am hashtag filipino. ‎ strawpage soon see rentry

mostly gonna be postal related content ‎ . . . ‎ ‎art tag is ‎ → ‎ ‎#si.png

art requests OPEN ‎ !!!!!! will draw anything ‎ !!!!!! ‎ will be tagged ‎ → ‎ #si.req ‎ anything else will have its own tag eventually like ‎→ ‎ #si.md

i kinda suck at talking to people and i'm the shy type but i love making friends.

this account is 15+ ‎. ‎‎no specific dni ‎ . . ‎ but i'm as free as a birdie when it comes to blocking

i love me some postal, call of duty, tf2, cof, multishipping, and all sorts of thangs. if u liek the same things ‎, ‎LET'S BE MOOTS ‎!!!!!!!!

last updated : 06/05/2026 ‎ instagrammy ‎ pint artfight toyhouse

[zyeps]

Please draw shtopor i think corkscrew art would be pretty cool so cool

shtopor eating ilocos empanada because i’m craving ilocos empanada

[the-airie]

I love P1 Dude so much it physically hurts me. I love him in his late twenties. I love him in his early twenties. I love to see him drawn as a pretty boy. I love to see him drawn as an ugly creep. I love when people picture him as a gun nut conspiracy theorist. I love when people picture him as a good Catholic boy with immense guilt. I love when people picture him as a war vet with PTSD. I love to see him skinny. I love to see him with a bit of muscle. I love it when he's bitter and guarded. I love him when he's weird and off putting. I love him when he's shy and sweet. I love him when he's on his healing arc. I love him when he's completely lost it. I love his paranoid delusions. I love his religious psychosis. I love his self-harm scars. I love his gun fetish. I love his acne. I love his long metalhead hair. I love his straitjacket. I love his green eyes clearly visible. I love his eyes hidden behind his shades. I love him wearing a golden cross. I love him wearing a silver cross. I love all possible imaginings of him.

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pdude as a single mom who works too hard

i was gonna draw him pregnant here but i decided it was best not to

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Can u draw demo likz holding my hand plz ry plz im beggung u plz n then also me n him in bed n hez all shocked n then im smokingna cig ok thx * i jizz *

that hand thing guys do to subtly signify they like you

lol demo/p1 call that beerbullet (or scrumpybullet? alcoholangel? idk man). i was also listening to ariana grande the whole time i drew this

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👀👀👀 tf2 demoman x soldier..?????? perhaps???? as a treat????? 👀👀👀👀👀

i miss em everyday

speaking of tf2! in 2024 i went camping with my friend and at some point we started walking through the desert for an hour straight in the dead of night making tf2 headcanons cuz we couldn’t sleep. good times lol

more under cut (mostly old art i wanted to share)

i couldn’t draw soldier or like. men in general for the life of me back then so i’d always resort to drawing him simplified to bits. also only ever drawn demo once?? twice now but that’s crazy considering he was one of my favs

[horrorzx0]

waiter waiter may i order one p1 please!

How abt i give u 2 ( rlly lazy ) p1z !!

[zyeps]

filipino postal dude 5ever okay. mabuhay

i imagine this is him at an open-casket funeral showing his patriotism (to the dead person)

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girls that poop vs bitches that SHIT

sorry for oc slop won’t happen again (lie) but i just wanted to compare his old design to his current one.. hm (also new tag in case i talk about more ocs -> tacoverse)

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dumb little filipino postal au anim

if anyone’s interested where this audio is from it’s from the movie “diary ng panget” there’s prob a full length reup on youtube somewhere with english subs

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EXTREMELY self indulgent filipino postal au concept from a month ago

GOD this is embarrassing ignore ignore ignore IGNOOREEEE

[horrorzx0]

"you should remain still when injured. Here, let me help you."

♰ ; belo . . Welcome 2 mai 1st ever blog ;_;" I go by Horror or Dude grozz litol horror n p1 fictkin dont kill me. I use He/it prnz. Im proudly a litol mexicant but am more connected 2 my native side -_-"

Check out mai rentry ! ! Fair warning itz a litol old

Me draw anything since im not in2 1 specific fandom rn whoopz >X°□ !! Art tag tba

Art rqz r OPEN !!!! Go ask me 2 draw smth NOWWW !!!! >:°l tagz n such tba

I dont bite >:°){ . . but im liak chronically scared of ppl . . So i may b slow 2 warm up, bear w me !!

Acc iz 15+ since i enjoy more mature content. No horror/p1 doublez srry im a litol baby but other than that no specific dni . . I block freely tho ^^

I LLLUUHHVEE cof, postal, faith, tf2, n horror in general !! Wat gave it away? N if u liak anything similar, we should .. heh . TOTEZ B MOOTZ !!!!!

♰ Last upd8d : 05/17/26

Linkz tba ( lazy srry )

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hi everyone show some love to horror ❤️ he’s new to tumblr

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is it okay if we request postal 3 dude and squirm from dandy's world hugging...? no force of course... if not we understand... thank you...

squirm run away from that man IMMEDIATELY

[zyeps]

hi simon! could i have a mini p2 bashing a guitar. for the funny.

i love your art by the way U^Y^U

kinda lazy :’^)

i’m glad you like my stuff, ducky! ^_^ have a little p1 cameo here too with his dumb little ipad

[zyeps]

kinda long rant ahead, not postal related/feel free to scroll off

i'm not the type of person to be very verbal about my frustrations but there's this guy on tiktok making canon vs fanon character analyses for call of duty characters and it's so obviously written by slopgpt and it pisses me the fuck off 💔

same dude fed art into the ai's system too. now i KNOW that's the case because i reversed searched the fuck out of the first pic and nothing came up (also it's just obvious???) second pic is original and by artist rhymewithrachel

and if anyone tries to prove me wrong about the headcanons themselves not being ai, there's emdashes scattered everywhere and the "it's not just x, it's y" talk and how it's always somehow so neutral and balanced out.

literally EVERYONE in the comment section was glazing the fuck out of the post with absolutely no one acknowledging that it's blatant generative ai sloppity slop slop to use as engagementbait. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

it's a genuine spit to the face to writers in the fandom who dedicate time and effort to interpret these characters and are ACTUALLY passionate about it. it's insulting that these types of people think their followerbase and people who stumble across their posts are also stupid enough to consume slop because it aligns with the majority's belief. people leeching off the community's shared work fed into a system that continuously spits out amalgamations of said works will be the death of this fandom

it saddens me so much that people would rather use ai wholeheartedly than actually use their critical thinking skills just because it's "more convenient". please pick up a video essay and open google docs. SPEND AN HOUR ON AO3!!!!! ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN USING AI. i fear we are growing stupider and stupider day by day :^/

[zyeps]

thank you :’^)

[zyeps]

art requests if you may........james wilson (housemd) for a friend.........

this was a fun one :^) he’s cute