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androidboy

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

androidboy

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

neurodivergent-crow

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

arthurmorgans

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

filmtvdaily

Hart, is that you? I am in a dress. I have gel in my hair. I haven’t slept all night. I’m starved, and I’m armed. Don’t mess with me.

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000)

#miss congeniality

rancidtofu

Ben Hardy X Vulkan Magazine

#ben hardy

rancidtofu

Ben Hardy’s appearance in 6 Underground as Four: 7/x (not in order)

#ben hardy #6 underground

hopeamikaelsons

Clarke Griffin Appreciation Week Day 4 — Notable Kill

#the 100

tvpixels

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

squidwardhentaicles

I got this joke instantly, whore.

popegoodvibes-returns

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

leoholzer

#oscar isaac

maclexa

bonus:

#the umbrella academy

nowthisnews

‘Race and racism is a reality that so many of us grow up learning to just deal with. But if we ever hope to move past it, it can’t just be on people of color to deal with it. It’s up to all of us – Black, white, everyone – no matter how well-meaning we think we might be, to do the honest, uncomfortable work of rooting it out. It starts with self-examination and listening to those whose lives are different from our own. It ends with justice, compassion, and empathy that manifests in our lives and on our streets.’ — Michelle Obama