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@-asking-alexis-
Fuck it
My last breath
raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time
*raises everything possible*
My version of good kush and alcohol
I got my 2 blades and alcohol
I know
I fucking know ok.
I know
I fucking hate photos like this. THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
Parkway DriveÂ
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
omfg
I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.
someone wall of death with me at the equator
^I willÂ
Favorite thing everÂ
That guilty pleasure
IF YOU SAY THAT THIS SHOW DIDNT MENTALLY SCAR YOUÂ
YOU ARE LYINGÂ
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?!?!?
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ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
#huge dicks are like communism
I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^
#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt
you’re welcome
I have no more innocence
<3
One of the band members from the summer set at warped tour today saw my scars frowned and said stay strong and gave me a high five omfg I was crying
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.
what
what
wut
hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
What’s confusing me most is that behind the truck is a shadow that looks slightly human that wasn’t there before.
reblogging again and still creepy