Not Another Horror Story

Paige. twentytwo. a sometimes witty paralegal

[stormtheraikou]

Omg these are awesome ♡♡

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

[wellokaythen-archive]

My one wish for Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon...

Please give the player character facial expressions. That would be nice. Thanks.

[doloresmcgee-deactivated2024012]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[imwowurew-deactivated20200506]

[pretendingtobeinteresting]

Modern Baseball x 

[itsall1nk]

[championsaremade]

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

[moodwring]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

cop *handcuffing me*: anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you in a court of law me: what if i said “baby groundhog” . how do you plan on using THAT against me in a Court of Fuck cop: stop that me: baby groundhog

[atl-ink]

[love-personal]

[drumandmirror-deactivated201603]

Properly organized fox storage

[the-last-teabender]

Please refill left fox at earliest convenience.

[yeezusxvi]

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[vuittonv]